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Things overheard during the rules commitee meetings....... "ok...now we need to vote....do we go on three or go one two three THEN go???" "What kind of suspension are we talking about for illegal substances???" "What would YOU consider illegal substances?"

QUOTE(SSH2005 @ Jan 18, 2006 -> 12:28 AM) If a fire destroyed Chicago again, I wonder how quickly Daley would be fired if he said... "It's time to rebuild Chicago... a WHITER Chicago!" If a fire destroyed Chicago..Daley would have bigger problems because half of his city workers would be indicted in a "Arson for Sale" scandal.

QUOTE(DePloderer @ Jan 17, 2006 -> 09:03 PM) What the F@@K! What is this about the English and bad teeth? I'll say it just once, we do not have any worse teeth in England than any other country, we have a great national health service over here and my teeth are checked every 6 months. My American wife has had here VERY crooked teeth straightened FREE OF CHARGE ( while pregnant ), her parents couldn't afford to have it done when she was a kid in Virginia. Please enough of the steriotiping.........and yes I suppose you did touch a nerve here. hehehe...touch a nerve.....good choice of words...lol

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LONDON (Reuters) - A dentist has been banned from working after allowing her unqualified boyfriend to carry out dental work on patients in her surgery, the profession's regulatory body said on Tuesday. Mojgan Azari was found guilty of serious professional misconduct for letting boyfriend Omid Amidi-Mazaheri work at her practices in south London between 2002 and 2003, the General Dental Council (GDC) said. The boyfriend worked on more than 600 people, drilling out cavities without local anaesthetic and installing expensive fillings that crumbled within days, often leaving patients in agony, the BBC said. The GDC said Azari had allowed him to carry on working in her surgeries for seven months after she had been warned that he was unregistered. "The direct result of your actions was that a recall exercise involving several hundred patients had to be mounted, to establish whether they required further dental remedial action," the GDC said in its ruling. "This caused the patients considerable distress and inconvenience, and cost the National Health Service (NHS) approximately 180,000 pounds." The GDC said Azari had pleaded guilty in February 2005 to four counts of obtaining money by deception from the NHS in relation to the case and had been jailed for 12 months. The BBC said Amidi-Mazaheri, an Iranian national, had received a two-year sentence for similar offences. Consequently the GDC said its conduct committee had decided to strike Azari's name from the register. "In view of the gravity of the offences and their effect in undermining public confidence and the damage to the reputation of the profession, the committee is satisfied that the only appropriate sanction in this case is erasure," it said. This calls for a serious..

QUOTE(Steve Bartman's my idol @ Jan 17, 2006 -> 08:05 PM) BTW...Mike North was referring to New Orleans as "Chocolate City" on this morning's show...what an idiot! I don't normally stick up for Mike North but he was making fun of Nagin as well by calling NO the "Chocolate City"

Gee...a leading Democrat stealing lines from Harry Belafonte?????? hmm...so many jokes here my brain is on overload!!!! You know what i'm talking about!!!!

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Jan 16, 2006 -> 10:48 PM) http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060116/ap_on_...s/katrina_nagin This guy is a plain fruitloop. He wants chocolate???? seems fitting that 'sometimes you feel like a nut..sometimes you don't' Ray Nagin....you are a nut!

Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal are secretly married. Norris wears the pants. Chuck Norris gave asexual, immaculate birth to MacGyver simply because there was not yet a person to compare Chuck Norris to. When MacGyver got popular, Chuck Norris ate him whole. If you don't know who your father is, he's probably Chuck Norris. Chinese women gargle a mixture of panther blood and Chuck Norris's pubic hair to insure that they conceive male children. Chuck Norris doesn't need to use toilet paper because s*** is too scared to stick to his ass. Chuck Norris is able to have unprotected sex with Paris Hilton and not get the clap. Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now" The fight scene between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee near the end of "Return of the Dragon" required 58 takes because Chuck Norris kept accidentally beating Bruce Lee. Finally after shooting the scene 57 times, a stunt double had to be brought in to replace Chuck Norris. This stunt double was, of course, a young Vin Diesel. At parties, Vin Diesel tells people he is Adam Sandler to pick up chicks.

QUOTE(The Critic @ Jan 16, 2006 -> 08:16 PM) So you're telling me that Chuck Norris is powerful enough to convince any woman on Earth to have sex with him, and yet he masturbates EVERY SINGLE NIGHT? Loser..... Remember...if you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris....you are probably secons away from death!!!

Onions do not make Chuck Norris cry. Chuck Norris makes onions s*** themselves.

chuck facts Some favorites..... A kid once stole Chuck Norris' hat and ran into an apple orchard. Chuck Norris flew into such a rage that he accidentally invented apple sauce. Whenever Chuck Norris takes a dump in a public restroom he purposely hangs his butt over the side of the toilet bowl and does his duty all over the floor. He secretly hopes a korean janitor will have to clean it For fun, Chuck Norris likes to visit Veterinary Hospitals. When asked if he has a sick pet, Chuck Norris flexes and says, "These pythons are pretty sick." He then kisses his pecks until all the ladies explode with orgasmic fury. The sun hides in fear every time Chuck Norris masturbates. We know these periods of darkness as "night".

Going with full name it was revealed.... You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil.

We have the TV and the cable box but i don't think my wife and i watch it very often.

Huey Lewis and the News-- Sports....back in '85 or there abouts. Man did i play that tape to death

i put my wife's name in for s***s and giggles..... .....she will be bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel and die from rabies complications 4 days later. I told her that sometimes it DOESN"T pay to play with the squirrel!!!!!!!!

death psychic ...says i will die from liver complications after years of hard drinking. ...i used to never believe in these things....scary!!!!!

Man Convicted Of Domestic Violence UPDATED: 8:06 am EST January 11, 2006 AKRON, Ohio -- A sex toy landed a local man in court Tuesday. A Summit County jury convicted Excell Bradley, of Barberton, of domestic violence for throwing what the prosecutor called a large sex toy into the eye of a woman with whom he lived, NewsChannel5 reported. Police said Bradley's across-the-room toss of the sex toy caused enough damage to require six stitches to the woman's eye. While bleeding and with blurry vision, she called 911, WEWS reported. Bradley admitted to Barberton police that he threw the toy. ok..Soxtalkers.....let's hear the one-liners!!

steelers over colts god...i remember all the wasted afternoons and evenings in college playing this damn game. What fun memories!!!!!!!!!!11

DALLAS A self-described white supremacist and his mother face federal charges stemming from two carjackings and attempts to threaten the victims in those cases. The U-S Attorney's Office says 41-year-old Gary Dale Stanley is scheduled to go on trial next week on two counts of carjacking, using a firearm during a violent crime, and being a convicted felon in possession of a firearm. Stanley, of Kaufman, has pleaded not guilty. His mother, 58-year-old Margaret Menough is was accused of calling the carjacking victims and telling them they would be harmed or killed if they didn't drop the charges against her son. Prosecutors say recorded phone calls between Stanley and Menough showed the threats were serious. Authorities say Menough contacted the victims using personal information supplied by her son. If convicted, Stanley faces a maximum sentence of 87 years in prison while his mother faces a maximum sentence of 45 years. The apple didn't fall far from the tree this time.

QUOTE(Jenks Heat @ Jan 13, 2006 -> 06:00 PM) I was out of touch while all of this happened. I always thought he was tight with folks like Steff and what not and believed him. Wow I thought he just got made and left I really believed him. Man do I feel like a fool. I thought there was more tension to the issue and why it was never brought up. Kind of like whatever happend to Hot Sox Chick??? The guy seemed to be decent enough but I guess I am really gullible. This sounds pretyy interesting, who ratted him out and why???? He seemd harmless enough. Corg had a 'god" complex when it came to that board and it needed to be dealt with. Did the 'out-ers' cross the line...maybe....everyone will have their own opinion but it needed to be done and it achieved the desired effect. Corg had a bad habit of taking fights from one thread and carrying it over into others...to the point of harrassing other posters in every thread. It was sad......though i don't think alot of people believed what he claimed.

LONGWOOD, Fla. - A suicidal eighth grader who pulled a handgun in class and briefly took another child hostage was shot by a SWAT team member Friday when he later threatened deputies, Seminole County officials said Sheriff Don Eslinger said the 15-year-old boy brought the gun to Milwee Middle School in his backpack and briefly took a fellow student hostage during a classroom scuffle. The student then ran from the classroom and was pursued by deputies into a restroom and isolated there, Eslinger said. The school was evacuated, and no one else was injured. Officials with the sheriff's office said they had not confirmed whether the gun the boy had was real or a toy. "At one time he held the gun to his neck. As the deputies attempted to establish dialogue, he raised the firearm and lethal force was used by the sheriff's office," Eslinger said. The boy was taken to the hospital. His condition was unknown. "He was suicidal," Eslinger said. "During this standoff, and during the chase, the student said he was going to kill himself or die." Classes were canceled for the rest of the day, and frantic parents arrived to pick up their children. "When I saw the news, I just couldn't believe this was my daughter's school. I came right away," said Anil Santos, whose daughter, Aleister, is in eighth grade. Sarah Tivy, a seventh grader, said some students were frightened, but she appeared calm. "I just figured that if someone is going to bring a gun to school, then they need to be taken out of school," the 12-year-old said. I know there is going to be outrage that the police shot this troubled young man especially if it turns out to be a toy gun but i got to say.....Good job Longwood Police....noone but the perp was hurt.

Didn't Dave Chappelle already do this skit??????

OMG--make it stop

..and in the back of the book is a coupon for "Ted Kennedy's Lifeguard School"....waterwings NOT included!!!!!!