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EWING - Howard Stern, move over. The "King of All Media" has been known for comedy and smut and fines. But, most of all, he has always been known for telling the truth at all costs and putting his listeners first. Yesterday afternoon, local radio star Craig Carton took the ball and ran with it. Advertisement With a rare celebrity guest in the local studio, Carton shrugged off the politically correct line of questioning and zeroed in on the one topic that was bound to cause a fuss with Ryan Seacrest, the host of the No. 1 television show in the nation, "American Idol." After a minute or two of niceties, Carton asked Seacrest whom he’d rather spend the night with, past "Idol" singers Clay Aiken or Kelly Clarkson. Then, after Seacrest deflected the question by saying that both "Idol" personalities were very talented, Carton stopped mincing words. "Ryan," Carton said, "Are you gay?" Silence. "Ryan, are you a homosexual?" With that, Seacrest was headed for the door. "I can’t stay here, man," Seacrest said. "I gotta jet." The "American Idol" star stormed out of the studio and into the NJ-101.5 offices, but he was coaxed back into the studio with the understanding that the rest of the interview would center on the television show and not on his personal life. "This was supposed to be about the show, about ‘American Idol,’" Seacrest said when he returned to the air. Co-host Ray Rossi, an admitted "Idol" fan, was ready to move on, but Carton wouldn’t let up. "Are you gonna walk out again if I ask you about it?" Carton asked Seacrest. "Absolutely. I’m outta here," said Seacrest. Immediately, Carton asked "Are you gay?" "You know," Seacrest said, "I don’t know why I trusted you." And, again, Seacrest was out the door, this time for good. Then, for the better part of the next two hours, Carton and Rossi, known as "The Jersey Guys," kept replaying the two Seacrest interviews. They also kept replaying one listener’s phoned-in comments, where she called Carton "a hate-mongering Jew." They even added special effects to that comment, adding an echo over the last word as they replayed it over and over again. "I’m the one who should be offended here," said Carton, who said of Seacrest: "I think he’s probably a good guy. I don’t know if he’s gay or not, I just know he wouldn’t answer the question." Last night’s "Idol" was part of the show’s fifth season, and Seacrest has been host for the entire run. Insert your own joke here......

can you tell the difference??????? Well..their careers are pretty much in the same direction!!!!!

Secret Service investigates violent essay by seventh grader February 2, 2006 WEST WARWICK, R.I. --A seventh-grader who wrote an essay saying his perfect day would involve doing violence to President Bush is being investigated by the Secret Service The unidentified boy from West Warwick turned in the essay on Tuesday, and his teacher alerted school officials. The assignment was to write what students would do on their "perfect day". Thomas M. Powers, Secret Service resident agent in charge in Providence, said the investigation is ongoing but the essay may have been a "cry for help." Threatening the president is a felony, he said. The one-page essay also said the student wanted to kill Oprah Winfrey, hurt executives at Coca-Cola and Wal-Mart and attack a Walgreens pharmacy, police and school officials told The Providence Journal. "His perfect day would be to see the destruction of these people," Schools Superintendent David Raiche said. Raiche said the student felt the companies were doing inappropriate things. He said the student had been barred temporarily from coming back to school, but as a mental health rather than disciplinary precaution. The essay did not threaten anyone at the school, and did not detail specific plans for an attack, police Detective Sgt. Fernando Araujo said. "He was writing a letter threatening everyone on the planet," School Board Chairman Daniel T. Burns Jr. said. "He was just mad at the world." ok..oprah I can understand but the rest?????? I hope that kid and his family get some help. :headshake :headshake

Maybe put Tara Reid in the new movie. In James Bond fashion, her character name could be "Skanky Galore"!!!!!!!

not sure if it made that list but i remember Homer driving in his car singing this tune.... (To the Theme of the Fintstones).... "Simpson...Homer simpson....he's the greatest guy in history "From the....town of Srpingfield....he's about to hit that chesnut tree!!!!" then he ran into the tree with a scream. One of my all-time favorite Simpon's moment!!!!!

QUOTE(Cknolls @ Jan 30, 2006 -> 08:35 PM) http://www.drudgereport.com/flashkf.htm I'm sure CAIR will have a statement any moment. Good for Mr. Handel. :finger

NOT to be a pessimist or anything but how long after these come back out (which i like) will it take someone to sue over them??? whether they get cut from a bottle weilded by another gang member or have one explode on them after they put it in the freezer for a couple of hours. My guess is the first lawsuit will be filed within the first month. :headshake

Frank wanted to be activated for the playoffs????????? I guess he figured that walking cast on his foot at the time wasn't gonna slow him down that much. He isn't going to be ready to go at the beginning of next year much less the playoffs. To me..that request sounds more like a move for Frank's ego than a move for the White Sox. Frank...i love and respect what you did here for many many years but take a page from Aaron Rowand's book and move on. He is gone as well and isn't b****ing, and honestly...Rowand had ALOT more to do with the Sox success than you did.

LOS ANGELES - Former "Saturday Night Live" star Tracy Morgan is heading to court after pleading not guilty to charges of drunken driving, prosecutors said Thursday. Morgan pleaded not guilty Jan. 13 to two misdemeanor charges of driving under the influence of alcohol after being arrested in Los Angeles on Dec. 2, city attorney's spokesman Frank Mateljan said. He is due in Superior Court for a pretrial hearing Feb. 23. His attorney, Blair Berk, declined to comment. I can see the exchange in court now... Judge: "How do you plead Mr. Morgan????? TM: "I'm Brian Fellows!!!!" Judge: "Guilty!!!!"

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Jan 26, 2006 -> 08:54 PM) This has Tara Reid written all over it Actually....the 'blond skank currently known as Tara reid' is on the list. scroll down and look at the listing for the latest Crow sequel. scary!!!! the whole list is a sad commentary on the lack orginal ideas in Hollywood. :headshake :headshake :headshake

movie sequels some interesting ideas in this list including a sequel for Bubba-Ho-Tep. (an interesting movie) Death Race 3000 Die Hard 4.0

I'm a Honda S2000! You live on the edge, and you live for the adrenaline rush. You don't need luxuries, snob appeal, or superfluous gadgets. You put your top down, get your motor revving, and take all the curves that life throws at you at full speed. So what if you spin out occasionally? Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz. Dude...i'm a sweet ride!!!!

Play-Doh Can Foil 90% of Most Fingerprint Scanning Security Systems January 25, 2006 By Alice Hill RealTechNews Today, Fortune has a piece on plans by retail giants, Costco, Target, and Wal-Mart to move to fingerprint biometric technology as a way of cutting down on fraud and to expedite check-out line time. Sounds good, but it turns out that a simple “finger” molded from Play-Doh can foil 90% of these systems. We say: D’oh. (Couldn’t resist!) Associate Professor of Electrical and Computer Engineering Stephanie Schuckers and her team at Clarkson University found that most scanning systems can be fooled 90% of the time by taking a mold of the mark’s finger, filling the mold with Play-Doh, and using the fake digit to gain access. Don’t go running out to Toys ‘R Us just yet, though, as the Clarkson team also designed an algorithm that detects the spread of perspiration from the pores out to the ridges of a live person’s finger, and is only foiled by the Play-Doh method 10% of the time. Source: Engadget From Fortune: Here’s how biometric payment works: To set up an account, customers scan their fingerprint at an in-store kiosk, enter their phone number, and then submit checking and credit card account information. To make a purchase, they place their finger on a scanner at the register, enter their phone number, and choose how they want to pay (credit, debit, or checking.) Source: Fortune Then again...this could all be a Republican trick in order to keep tabs on such things as milk consumption..dog food habits or condom buying!!!!!!

hey....Brian already does a good Paul Schaffer impersonation. Sounds like a hit is on eht way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arrested mom targets police and fire officials January 24, 2006 STAMFORD, Conn. --A woman who was arrested after her toddler son was accidentally locked in her car on a hot summer day has notified the city she intends to sue police and fire officials, claiming she was defamed. Silverstein, 43, was arrested after she allegedly refused to let rescuers break the window to free him. She was charged with reckless endangerment and risk of injury to a minor. Her attorney, Matthew Maddox said Silverstein should not have been arrested after the July 25 incident. Maddox said police and fire officials should take the blame for any delay or difficulties extracting the boy. Thomas Cassone, director of legal affairs, said he will investigate. "It's a serious charge when you're charging the people who respond to save your child who you've locked in the car, that they've basically lied about her," he said. Police and fire officials have said Silverstein did not want firefighters to break the window of her 1999 Audi to extract her son, telling them she would drive to her home to get a spare key. What this is about is a panicked mother calling 911, then being blamed for an inadequate and failed 911 response," Maddox said. "I think someone early on, within moments of the 911 call, someone arbitrarily decided this would be a classist story about someone worried about an Audi's glass before her son's health. It's outrageous," Maddox said. Maddox filed notice last week with the Stamford city clerk that Silverstein intends to sue the Police Department and the Turn of River Fire Department. Maddox says statements by members of the departments to the media defamed Silverstein. Turn of River Fire Chief Ray Whitbread said he "certainly would believe our men acted properly." "I have no question about that. But I'd rather not get into detail about making any statement about the incident," he said. Police recordings of the call indicate Silverstein said that if the dispatcher sent police to watch her child, she could go home and get another key. The dispatcher told Silverstein that firefighters would break into the car, but Silverstein said she didn't want her window smashed. "Would you rather your child died?" the dispatcher asked. Firefighters broke the window and the 23-month-old boy was taken to Stamford Hospital, where he was treated and released. Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm?????????

We were discussing this story at work over our lunch break. It's a sad story made worse by the fact that Joey tried to make himself some sort of celeb out of the fact his underage lover shot his wife. :headshake Let's hope this show remains unsold to all the major networks. Outside of a few friends in Ny...noone cares about this crap anymore. Now if Amy Fisher wants to talk about her lesbian experiences in prison...that's another thing. That might be worth watching!!!!!!

I posted this over the weekend but didn't get much reaction. here it is again..... A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, Texas, where a woman may go to choose a husband from many men. Among the instructions at the entrance, is a description of how the store operates. There are only six floors. It states that the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... As you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So, Jane decides to go to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find herself a husband. On the first three floors the signs on the doors read: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,446,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely to prove that women are impossible to satisfy. Good luck out there, have a nice day. Exit stairs are to the left

QUOTE(mreye @ Jan 24, 2006 -> 04:32 PM) I am so jealous. Don't be jealous...it's not like Mizrahi got anything out of it.

A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, Texas, where a woman may go to choose a husband from many men. Among the instructions at the entrance, is a description of how the store operates. There are only six floors. It states that the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... As you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So, Jane decides to go to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find herself a husband. On the first three floors the signs on the doors read: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,446,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely to prove that women are impossible to satisfy. Good luck out there, have a nice day. Exit stairs are to the left

i'll take my favorite AFC team....the Broncos

not safe for work or after lunch..... ugh!!!!!!!!!! :puke

With a thread title like that..i was expecting a few flashy colors with words like "BAM" "BIFF" "SOCKO" I'm mildly disappointed.

(In my best Bill Murray impression) It's in the hole!!!!!!!!!

Kind of reminds me of the movie "Corvette Summer" starring a young Mark Hammill and Annie Potts. Saw that movie last week on Spike TV. Interesting movie.

another American Idol note.... MEMPHIS, Tenn. - They sang like angels for their audition on Tuesday's 'American Idol' premiere, but a pair of Memphis twins may sound more like jailbirds by the time the show goes live from Hollywood. Terrell Brittenum, 28, has been in jail since Jan. 10 on an outstanding warrant for charges related to the illegal purchase of a car in Rockdale County, Ga., east of Atlanta. He and his brother, Derrell, are accused of using another man's identity to buy a 2005 Dodge Magnum in June. Derrell was expected to turn himself in on the same charges of forgery, theft by deception and financial identity fraud, The Commercial Appeal newspaper reported. The brothers auditioned together in September for the hit TV show 'American Idol' and impressed the show's prickly judges to continue to the next round. Segments of the show have already been recorded and will air during the next few weeks. Fox Broadcasting Co. refused to discuss the Brittenums or their status on the show. The return of the show Tuesday drew its best-ever season premiere ratings with 35.5 million viewers. It was a 6 percent increase over last year's debut, according to preliminary Nielsen Media Research figures. If it's the twins im thinking of..they sure sang well but MAN ARE THEY STUPID!!!