If the Cubs want to use our stadium, then here's the rules...
1. Have the fan deck, the bullpen sports bar, the party suites, the in-stadium restaurant, the left field shower all closed.
2. Cut off the beer sales at the 4th inning. Maybe they can sober up watching the real Cubs play.
3. No Take Me Out to The Ballgame song to be played. Sorry Nancy!
4. Any balls thrown back on the field gets an automatic ejection and a $200 fine.
How bout it?
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