Buehrle>Wood

Take me back.

You hire Ozzie right now. As someone mentioned, who wants the gig right now? He does and he's right there.

He needs to hire Hahns PR team ASAP.

I'll get a beer with you any time my fellow Crusader.

f*** it, betting Greg's mortgage

The CW? They are desperate for 2nd tier sporting rights and have been picking up all they can. Not sure how that would work on a local level though.

What fans

VaughnPopsUp

He's been getting on base recently, which I guess is more than the rest of the team can say.

Nastrini now 3rd on the team in WAR. I made that up but probably true.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C5y-SONvenl/?igsh=eDQycno5djk3NXNu Is this supposed to be serious? Is the Sox social media team just openly mocking Eloy? Pretty funny if so.

Simple as this.

I mean sure. It says a lot more about the rest of line-up. But the point is there are far far bigger problems. Sheets isn't one.

Sheets is far and away the best hitter on the team at this point.

I mean three is more than enough. He's not an AAAA pitcher at the end of the bullpen. If he's coming up, he's coming up. The limit of 5 call-ups has no meaning here.

One of the biggest losers to ever play for the Sox, bested only by his contemporaries

Just want to reiterate Maldonado inexplicably carried two strike threes way outside the zone. Should have been 0 runs in.

Martin's framing today good lord

Nice frame Martin

That implies Eloy trains.

Running to 1st base!

Lol these guys can't run to first base. That's not on the manager. They are getting hurt whether they're fully healed, well-rested, whatever. Who cares? You may as well play them and get the "most" out of them when the inevitable is the inevitable.

Lmao. At what point do the players feel embarrassed by hurting themselves running to first?

Well I don't doubt this is what happened, Joe Cowley has no clue.