fathom

I’m shocked the new additions are hitless

Much better slider….time for a bloop and a bunt and a bloop

His mechanics are so bad

Horrible command with 95-96 mph

To be fair, Benetti was that way the first few years

There’s the slider that’s just a meatball

Pinpoint command

They need to allow sloths more time to get in the box

Miller is throwing meatball after meatball

That looked like a double off the bat

Would have much rather they slug and not field and pitch. This is so boring

Or some guys with a tiny bit of a higher ceiling.

Benintendi smashed that ball

Just an awesome start by Crochet!

There are 4 players that will stun us when they get an extra base hit.

It’s the most predictable thing ever

Remember, this is with everyone healthy in the lineup

He looks like a pitcher swinging the bat. It’s so hilarious how much money Getz wasted on awful players.

1 and 2 suck also

DeJong with the slowest swing imaginable

Awful umpiring

Crochet looks great….but he still can’t field for s%*#

I’m more pissed at giving up Burger

Amazing at bats, holy cow. This is going to be so boring this year.

It was beyond obvious he was washed up last year