fathom

Colson look skinnier this year?

Absolutely, happy for him

Just awful swings by Murakami. He’s going to have to stop with that cut off swing he does. Has the look of a future platoon guy.

Good start

Funny that people were excited for another slap hitter added to this lineup

Vargas is locked in!

Indeed, should have good trade value

Transferring to Florida

Funny thing is for two years, basically everyone was begging Getz not to acquire Acuna. Just makes no sense how they can be so bad at evaluating players.

He can’t hit the ball out of the infield. wtf

Getz on the phone trying to acquire Seymour

He’s more of a finisher

Was his stuff that much worse than the lefty relievers?

His slider has been more effective than Schultz :)

Feel bad for the umpire who has to check him for sticky stuff

Shane Smith and Colson tanking were two things that just couldn’t happen

Hahaha. What a disaster.

Good lord, not even competitive

Vargas just has no opposite field power

Sounds like marriage to me

Yes

How does anyone even defend him anymore?

They make scoring seem impossible

Pulling tarp definitely sounds like a euphemism

Within a decade, they will. There’s at least light at the end of the tunnel.