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Ozzie is probably trying to figure out how he can still keep Timo when ross and thomas come back.

Soriano needs to hit the deck. He pulled that cock move by tipping his cap to Bmac when he donged him. You hit a homer Soriano against a guy who came up from AAA, get over it cock boy.

QUOTE(Jabroni @ May 29, 2005 -> 01:11 PM) f*** me, f*** me in the goatass! I go to take a shower and I miss the end of corpseball! Who are you kidding you dont shower. It was nice man, Crede hit the ball the other way with power.

Look they actually did something smart. They are going with the pitches instead of just pulling everything. If they keep this up Chan Ho will start to go in and then they can pull the f***ing thing for power. Impressive ABs by both Uribe and Crede.

QUOTE(Tadahito15 @ May 29, 2005 -> 12:57 PM) On a positive note, Garland looks good and the Twins have 3 outs to score 3 runs and to break their 2 hitter. On the bad news we cant hit a crap pitcher.

QUOTE(CWSGuy406 @ May 29, 2005 -> 12:55 PM) I know it seems unrealistic... But I bet Williams is looking to Colorado at Helton. And yes, I know the contract structure. Kenny isn't a stupid man, he's definitely looking to upgrade 1B and 3B, especially if the duo there continue to be absolutely dismal offensively. Pauly is here for the long haul this year. He could hit 150 for the rest of the year and he will still be out ther batting 4th or 5th.

QUOTE(JimH @ May 29, 2005 -> 12:52 PM) Stupid by Konerko. That was just dumb, what's he thinking there? That he needs a rest and gload will do nicely hopefully on Monday.

The moraine valley baseball team has a more potent offense right now than these guys. WTF, so much for the power hitters striking fear.

Our hitters are pulling everything and then have no clue how to protect the plate with 2 strikes.

Uribe pulls a pitch high and on the outside corner. Good f***ing hitting approach. Slow bouncer to the SS.

Can we trade Crede for that Monkey in the movie with Matthew LeBlanc. He was a much better player.

It might be nice if our f***ing hitters can make contact. This is chan ho park not Roger Clemens.

If you didnt like the kid before, listen how classy this guy is on his demotion and what happened. If this was a cubs pitcher he would be talking about the wind, a fart, something else on why he sucked. Bmac steps up and tells it like it is. He will go back down and work 1000% times harder and is better for it. Go down to AAA Bmac and fine tune it so you can stay up the next time.

I hope Gload gets into the starting lineup today. He can play first and Kong can DH. Let Everett ponder why he cant catch up with a 91mph straight fastball.

Gload is hitting .368 in his rehab. He went 2 for 4 in his last start with a dong. That sounds like heaven compared to the hell thats been our offense. Frank coming back soon hopefully will be the shot in the arm this team needs.

QUOTE(Middle Buffalo @ May 27, 2005 -> 11:01 PM) Who's taking his place in the rotation? Is Duke ready to go already? I would say El Duque is ready to go. He was at 95 percent in his last throwing session.

QUOTE(ReinsdorfSucks @ May 27, 2005 -> 10:59 PM) win now. but get some damn HITTING Gload should be recalled. He homered in his last game. Nice left handed bat. A guy who hits line drives. TIMO YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BMAC sent down That curve is sick. He just needs to work on keeping the ball down in the strikezone and throwing that change for a strike. If he could learn a cutter damn.

Constantly when people bring up the offense being bad, people keep saying well they will come out of it, we have the best record in baseball. We have had a wonderful start, however review the record a bit closer. Check out over the last 2 weeks our record since the Jays series. We are playing 500 ball. We can state that we have faced the most wonderful pitching since Cy Young was born, but in reality we have a bunch of struggling hitters. We are no longer facing the Royals, Tigers and other crappy pitching. They are having problems stringing hits together, the swing at bad pitches and take good ones for strikes. Entire parts of our offense are broken. In May we see that when players like Dye and Konerko start to show signs of life, I guess batting 250 in may is signs of life, we have others that completely drop off the face of the earth. I understand that we have streaky hitters, but we shouldnt have groups of guys hitting lower than 200 for a month. The twins are 4 games behind us, not 10 games. If we go on a bad clip for just a few games we are in second place. So resting on the record isnt a good thing. Our pitching has been outstanding, but Freddy Garcia made it clear that he loved getting run support early. It let him pitch freely. Not having to worry that if he makes one mistake the game is in peril. Our pitchers deserve better. The effort and the record they have put out there is unfathomable. They have not lost a clip facing these good teams. But our offense has mailed it in. Then to top it off, they string a few hits by hitting the other way in the 9th. If they take this approach when the guy is painting the outside corner in the 3rd inning with men on instead of waiting until the 9th against the closer they may have better results. Last year we watched as our offense would shut down for a few games and then explode. This offense struggles to score runs. We need to address this. If we start to produce just a bit better at the 3-4-5 hole we will have another 8 game win streak or more. Our pitching has raised the bar, our hitters need to keep up. BTW, What was with this lineup tonight. Uribe and his free swinging no contact making below 200 BA in may hitting in the 2 hole. Then Everett in the number 3 hole. This was very much a Sunday lineup from Jerry Manuel.

It would be nice if they decide to take this approach from the start of the game instead of making this mad dash effort at the end. Its nice to see them string some hits together, and it was nice to finally see them hit oppo considering that EVERY SINGLE TEAM pitches them outside all the time. Take this and learn from it.

They should of been doing this oppo field hitting s*** the entire time. WHERE WAS THIS BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

This is f***ing silly. Just the odds of random f***ing luck is that a few of these jokers would string a few hits together. This offensive shutdown is brought to you by Jerry Manuel. Who replaced Gooch with Uribe. Everyone worries about the chemistry on this team with a trade. Keep put up a run or two a night and see what happens to the chemistry. See how our pitchers react to throwing night after night of awsome stuff only to have to sit on the edge because the girls are pulling every f***ing pitch. THIS IS CORPSEBALL 2005. We cant f***ing hit at all.

Well I think we all got a glimpse of what happens when our league leading pitching takes a night off. With this offense it can get fugly quickly. Solo pull shots will happen for a few runs to pad a homer stat, but god forbid if the game is on the line with less than two outs. They s*** themselves.

Nice lineup tonight. Uribe and his under 200 BA hitting second. The only thing that would make this lineup better is if we had Timo in tonight. Hey the kid didnt have it tonight. Needs to keep the ball down more. But if our pitching fails with our terrible offense this is what we should all expect to see.

QUOTE(BobDylan @ May 27, 2005 -> 11:52 AM) We knew coming in that Crede couldn't hit. We knew coming in that Uribe was streaky. We knew coming in that Everett was not a long term solution. Did anyone think that they were going to hit sub 200 for a month at the same time. Pitchers in the NL can hit that.