bschmaranz

500 pages more and he'll sign

A recording of me farting >>>>>> Berman

Or maybe the guy from the Nugenics commercials?

It's not like he had a choice.

Only cool thing about that was my buddy and I hung out with HALL OF FAMER Harold Baines during the concert.

That wouldn't be very Johnny Hustle of him.

Yeah Harrison is the only one left capable of playing everyday. Marwin can play 2B too I guess.

Isn't Taylor slated to play 2B?

https://www.mlb.com/braves/news/josh-donaldson-signs-with-braves/c-301107128

He gonna play short in the ATL?

Wash it down with a nice cool Budweiser.

Would you eat the moon if it were made of cheese?

Machado flew in overnight to sign a deal. He got off the plane, saw it was -10 outside and said "fuck this".

The term didn't originate on the Simpsons but they did "bring it back".

You forgot the purple monkey dishwasher part.

Wasn't it both? We were all losing our shit for a few minutes.

He shouldn't get sarcastic on that, he did the eyes a few weeks back and it was related to an office barstool opened in Chicago. Which obv nobody cares about but hoodwinked a lot of folks.

They did. We were in line waiting to go in on the Friday when they announced it. There wasn't a backlash.

Oh you, go back to installing that screen door on the submarine!

Machado is the hold up. He won't sign until Machado is wrapped up.

I definitely remember that clusterfuck. I think that shows how much of an issue this potentially could be. I'm one of those who thinks Palka is 100% unplayable in the field. I hope he's worked on it and I'm wrong but man, he looked beyond lost last year. And I've also been turned around on Joc in center, not a good idea. They should change the rules so Engel can play center and Palka hit for him. Someone get me Manfred on the phone.

I'd say it's still a fair amount better than Joc out of position and Palka wearing a glove under any circumstance.