Jake

balls

This is Gavin's inning if I'm managing.

I remember Jon Garland seemingly always started on the U for a while. I hardly ever saw him pitch one year.

QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ Sep 16, 2008 -> 07:02 PM) I can't. No WCIU in central Il. Which is just asinine.

goodbye!

QUOTE (whitesoxmanager @ Sep 15, 2008 -> 07:08 PM) are we men or little bitsy cubs fans? i know why you are saying it. i am telling you that f***ING DIEHARD FANS dont talk stupid f***ING childish s***! Time to chill. Don't need to be questioning people's fandom here. I happen to know fathom is as big of a fan as they come. He made a harmless, joking post trying to stay positive about the Quentin situation. You can say you don't agree with posts like that, but let it go.

http://www.themick.com/10homers.html#Graph

QUOTE (lostfan @ Sep 15, 2008 -> 06:46 PM) Is there any room left on the "I hate Nick Swisher" bandwagon? I've resisted for a long time but I don't think I can anymore. He's going to single-handedly make me stop believing in sabermetric theories. Good to have another convert.

We should pound the Yankees, they're done and not at full strength.

no-hitters.

Oh and the reason the gamethread hasn't been posted I'm guessing is because yesterday's poster would have first dibs on it because of the wins but apparently hasn't gotten to the board yet.

QUOTE (joejoedairy @ Sep 15, 2008 -> 05:06 PM) yes and according to at least one poster its the beginning of an important 10 game road trip that will make or break the season. Lets go Buehrle! Beat up on that rookie Aceves! That poster, and my dad.

Rex Kickass Twins

My bro died almost a year ago and we had to decide whether or not to open the casket. He was struck by a car and we decided his face didn't look enough like him. I felt comforted to see him and it helped me to feel certain that the situation was real. It had been nearly 6 months since I had last seen him, so I felt a bit detached from the event until I saw him up close. I felt like the wake was a chance to spend some time with him for the very last time. We also played a Sublime album in the background to keep there from being an eerie silence. I've also been to a wake for my Greek grandfather. There were both jovial kisses on the body in the casket and sobs that were louder than shouts. You'll have that with us Greeks.

QUOTE (DukeNukeEm @ Sep 15, 2008 -> 02:47 PM) I try to keep my phone closer to my crotch so when somebody calls it feels really good. Says the guy who sits at the computer with his house phone just pressing redial continuously.

QUOTE (daa84 @ Sep 15, 2008 -> 01:48 PM) though i must confess my ring tone used to be hawk saying "you can put it on the board, yes!" QUOTE (Sonik22 @ Sep 15, 2008 -> 02:15 PM) Dig-Incubus QUOTE (DBAHO @ Sep 15, 2008 -> 02:30 PM) Vibrate. It rocks. All of those. Plus for my girlfriend - Marvin Gaye - Let's Get it On My mom - Secret Lovers (I also put my mom as other girlfriend, just so my girlfriend would yell at her one day) some others as backups also. Spiderpig, for instance.

this ballgame is...ovah!

Come back Paulie so we can start DW/BA over Swish.

QUOTE (Vance Law @ Sep 14, 2008 -> 09:12 PM) Pal, you've just been getting it all kinds of wrong. I'm very happy to be wrong there.

QUOTE (chiguy79 @ Sep 14, 2008 -> 09:11 PM) So the bullpen gives up 3 in the ninth right? you shut your mouth now

Thanks D-Weezy!

OZZIE LOVE I LOVE OZZIE LET ME HAVE SEX WITH HIM!!1!!

OZZIE = GENIUS

But still, go DeWayne! Get a hit!

f*** YOU OZZIE HIT BA HERE NOT PIECE OF s*** WISE SCREW YOU AND YOUR GOD DAMN MATCHUPS.