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My god do I hate Tim McCarver

QUOTE (MexSoxFan#1 @ Sep 5, 2009 -> 09:39 PM) who the hell are these guys wearing white sox unis? no s***

haha vmart is just permanently geared up. That was actually close. haha what a swing by alexei

damn. It's okay, let's shut these b****es out. Gotta love white sox fans.

HE GAWN my god shut up tim mccarver

great play by lexei

I mean, VMart catching wakefield is just a basestealers dream.

QUOTE (Pants Rowland @ Sep 5, 2009 -> 02:58 AM) This was a really entertaining exchange. I assume you've been there before so I do not need to tell you how fun Brazil can be and how nice and welcoming the people are as well. I visited Sao Paulo on a couple occasions and long to go back. Rio was fun too but there were times I felt a little threatened, and that never happens to me, knife or no knife. I have heard Curitiba is the fastest growing city in Brazil. Any particular reason for moving there rather than Santa Katerina or Porto Alegre? My sister in law is Brazilian and has some friends who are helping me out in Curitiba. The weather there is relatively cooler, which is fine by me. Dolfinopolis is only a few hours away, as well.

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 31, 2009 -> 12:59 AM) OK, a caipirinha sidetrip was in order before getting to some beers, particularly after the sweep completed against our craptacular ball club. G&T bmags [old man edit needed to correctly identify poster] mentioned using Leblon cachaça, which is what most bars around here are starting to use for their caipirinhas. I tend to like those a lot when made correctly, but since Pitu was the brand I was first exposed to and I like the flavor AND I can still get a liter for $17, that's the house brand for now. My caipirinha is only slightly tweaked from the Pitu label recipe, basically subing 2:1 simple syrup for granulated sugar. It's very often an acquired taste — the flavor of cachaca being very forward and earthy, and not like Martinique rhum agricole in that regard. But, the damn things are really addictive once you develop a taste for them. As refreshing as a good mojito can be, they can get too sweet, and caipirinhas are the perfect cure for that. Modified Pitu Caipirinha • 1/2 lime, cut into 4-6 pieces and muddled in mixing glass. • add 1.5 oz Pitu cachaca • add 0.5 oz 2:1 simple syrup • add crushed ice – Shake all ingredients and pour into serving glass with wedge lime for garish. – Drink and repeat as necessary until baseball season is over. mixing glass? I just pound that stuff with the long sticks.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Sep 4, 2009 -> 10:08 PM) I will literally suck my own dick. /lock thread.

I'm drunk. That's nice plans. My friend gets back from the USMC this weekend. That's nice plans, as well.

QUOTE (SoxAce @ Sep 4, 2009 -> 10:50 PM) Just no originality/creativity/etc.. anymore. I mean, I disagree.

QUOTE (mr_genius @ Sep 4, 2009 -> 09:40 PM) busy meaning drunk Excuses man. I threw down my Mr. G sign after being handed my degree.

Dude, I was at a Sox-Angels game in May. When Corky came to the plate I said if he gets a hit I'll eat my cup. Bastard rips a single into left. I take one bite and am chewing on it, when my friends mercifully said that it was fine. I'll chew an entire pack of black jack gum.

QUOTE (StrangeSox @ Sep 4, 2009 -> 07:42 PM) autotuner makes me want to puncture my ear drums. Why does anyone think that sounds good? I think there has been some really good pop songs with autotune.

by the way, though, Brazil is not a country of particularly dark skin complexion.

QUOTE (Kenny Hates Prospects @ Sep 4, 2009 -> 09:45 PM) Oh okay then. Then as long as you know Portugese and you dress like a homeless soccer fan, and as long as you know how to defend yourself against a knife attack, then this should all work out for you just fine. Being white would have killed your chances. Good luck. Man, I'm moving to curitiba, not Rio or Sao paolo, and not the entire city is the favelas. Nonetheless I have a knife and am, really, f***ing good at using it. The untouchables was wrong, chicagoans bring knives to gun fights and still win.

safe to say oldsox agreed with that whole post?

I graduated. You were "too busy" for graduation, remember?

No I'm really, really black.

we drink and become cub fans.

our pen has ben bad good bad good bad good every year. It's going to be a crap shoot no matter. Thornton can do it. He's cheaper. We can get other pieces.

Yeah, I think of all pieces expected to move: Jenks is most definitely it.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Sep 4, 2009 -> 08:48 PM) You're moving to Brazil? Not to derail the thread, but what are you moving there for? How exciting! There's no real reason. I have some money. I have no desire to get a job in journalism. I'm thinking about grad school. It all pointed to going to Brazil.

QUOTE (hammerhead johnson @ Sep 4, 2009 -> 10:12 PM) Consuming blockers and clogging the interior are responsibilities 1A and 1B for our DTs. That's what Tommie Harris, Marcus Harrison, and Anthony Adams will provide. When it's a pass play, you'll see 'em pushing the interior blockers back towards the QB. Sacks should be few and far between for DTs in any system, because it's more about freeing up your linebackers and making it easy for your DEs to do some real damage, innit? man we did not draft small, fast DTs because they are good at collecting blockers.