BrandoFan

Fetus head?! HSC for shame.

On the contrary, it was an entartaining spectacle, 10 times better than the whole 10 innings worth of utter, humiliating crap taking place on the South Side. MLB has ways to go before it catches up with NHL. No, instead I wish Jose would creep up to Derek Lowe from behind after making an out with a bat in his hand and would put a lock-choke on, strangling him within an inch of his life...benches clear...BrandoFan's insatiable lust for blood is thus satisfied.

you obviously never had the honors of sitting by the princess at a game in the major league level.... she sucks as a fan.....or around fans i should say............anyhooo lets drop it before i get ugly with the talking.......im in a good mood and dont want to go there tonite.....ok....... Aaron Rowand's wife is a bimbo b****, too? I heard she is hot, I wonder how the fetus-head got her...

you have or no?

What the f*** is everyone talking about, huh? Farnworth had about 40 pounds on Wilson, had momentum, did tackle him with some nice technique while getting kicked in the groin...but as far as bonafied asswhooping, he did no such thing: the first punch looked mighty but it hit Wilson in the collar bone and the second one was even more pathetic completely missing him. What did break his nose was the knee of one of the Reds teammates accidentally slamminginto him during the pile-on. In fact, that's where Farny guy the bump n his firehead as well- in free-for-alls, it's the best time to kick your oponent and get away with it as the camera is obstructed. Does anyone have RealPlayer clip of Ventura (black belt, huh?) -Ryan thing? It was way before my time...Thanks.

Details, cupcakes...dddeeeeetaaaiillssss!

If we do get some of those--and this is an unlikely hypothetical bear in mind--I will take great pleasure in smacking the asstacklers down, one by one. I am from ESPN boreds afterall, I could throw down wif'a best of em. Holla!

Define 'talent'.

1. Izituris sucks, his defense is oevrrated as well. 2. Konerko is the by the worst player in baseball with a serious condition and an 8-Mill tag...why would anyone want him?

Sure looks like that's the story, morning glory.

Ya sure, honey bunny?

Then R Kelly can come after me and charge me with "slander" (verbal) or "libel" (written) because i'm calling him a RAPIST People like Roman Polanski and R Kelly shouldn't be making 1 penny from their "art" because they are disgusting, cowardly, heartless people. :fyou them. The difference is the Polanski was convicted. You're right, everyone who's guilty gets convicted. What was I thinking? Reading comprehension problem, again, today? You can call Polanski a rapist without someone saying "no he isn't" because he was convicted. R Kelly.. has not yet been, however if there is a God he will be soon. And you're right again, everyone who's convicted is guilty Are you saying that Polanski isn't guilty? Refer to a previous post of mine regarding Polanski for the answer to that. I will have to say that the funniest part of this whole lengthy exchange is Clu's signature... This sure does make a pretty picture. How did we go from E-Lo getting no respect to, well this? just admiring the picture with in a picture infinity effect. Nothing really to add. But then either did a few others How many quotes can we add? A lot Not with the other thread, but with this one. It seems as if something in this thread is keeping it alive. Shall we try to create forum art? The irony of the word rapist perfectly in the center... It is kind of fun until the forum crashes That won't happen... will it..? I hope not. This thing is making me dizzy. And to think it all started with an 8th grader and a question about e-lo What you got against 8th graders! By the way R.Kelly IS a rapist! Hes like 30 something and hes f***ing 7th graders! I cal it rape! And the law seems to agree with you in general... Too bad it's all a moot point, everyone knows it wasn't him on the tape. And with some luck, the judge/jury will confirm that for you in case your own eyes raised some doubts. At least someone agreesz! That I do.

Then R Kelly can come after me and charge me with "slander" (verbal) or "libel" (written) because i'm calling him a RAPIST People like Roman Polanski and R Kelly shouldn't be making 1 penny from their "art" because they are disgusting, cowardly, heartless people. :fyou them. The difference is the Polanski was convicted. You're right, everyone who's guilty gets convicted. What was I thinking? Reading comprehension problem, again, today? You can call Polanski a rapist without someone saying "no he isn't" because he was convicted. R Kelly.. has not yet been, however if there is a God he will be soon. And you're right again, everyone who's convicted is guilty Are you saying that Polanski isn't guilty? Refer to a previous post of mine regarding Polanski for the answer to that. I will have to say that the funniest part of this whole lengthy exchange is Clu's signature... This sure does make a pretty picture. How did we go from E-Lo getting no respect to, well this? just admiring the picture with in a picture infinity effect. Nothing really to add. But then either did a few others How many quotes can we add? A lot Not with the other thread, but with this one. It seems as if something in this thread is keeping it alive. Shall we try to create forum art? The irony of the word rapist perfectly in the center... It is kind of fun until the forum crashes That won't happen... will it..? I hope not. This thing is making me dizzy. And to think it all started with an 8th grader and a question about e-lo What you got against 8th graders! By the way R.Kelly IS a rapist! Hes like 30 something and hes f***ing 7th graders! I cal it rape! And the law seems to agree with you in general... Too bad it's all a moot point, everyone knows it wasn't him on the tape. And with some luck, the judge/jury will confirm that for you in case your own eyes raised some doubts.

or are Sox becoming increasingly creative in finding ways to lose easily winnable games, re-affirming the team's utter futility? Today's game featured among other things: - 3run error by Crede - 4 blown bunts courtesy Harris, DJ and Kong - both Rios and Maggs smoke 2b's down the line...only to harmlessly pull up at 1st base to lead of 8th and 9th innings respectively - DJ gets gets caught in the rundown even though Harris would have scored anyway and Frank was coming up to bat - Crede smokes not one but TWO liners right at OF'ers with bases loaded and 1/3rd respectively. - Wright gets 2 stikes on virtually every hitter in 1st yet loses most battles, trying to nibble all scared of Red Sox bats - Koch throws an 0-2 hanger to a leadoff hitter in the 10th. Say what you will about Bill Simas, Foulke and Bobby Howry, at least they didn't make rookie mistakes like that and pitched over their heads most of the time. Koch is just clueless. - Substituting 2/2, walk Daubach for 0/673 GIDPmaker3000 in the 9th. - Lose a game to a team that barely managed one single in 9 innings. Is it a record? - Jimenez tests his newly found approach at the plate...striking out 3 times in the process. - Lee hits into 3 DPs, one prettier and more crucial than the other. - Every single mistake thrown over the plate goes 100 feet foul, wither it be a curve or a fastball. There must be quite a few ex's sitting in luxury boxes. (Hey, at least senior citizens Wakefield and Burkett weren't around to blow Sox hitters away with 83mph fastballs down the middle )

18th save.

Jim Fainter is a GOPer.

Lee runs bases better, is better defensively, makes a third of what Alou makes, is 10 years younger and even their RBI production is a wash. (Plus he is flashier and better looking, with a much better nickname. No contest.)

The whole infrastructure/system is so bloated, movie star salaries are the least of causes.

I'd rather Frank Thomas/MJ/Farve keep the bulk of the money than JR and his ilk/ If anyone thinks these stars are overpaid, maybe "anyone" should drag his fat, slow, uncoordinated, brittle-limbed, stage fright-challengedass out there 162/82 times a year and see how many people will show up to watch and consume.

Brando, you are the man! You have all the answers!! Like i said before, you should be our hitting coach!!! Rafa, it's not my fault you prefer the "someone put some voodoo doo-doo on Kong and El Caballo" type explanations to account for GIDPs.

Meaning: At best, it's a huge, democracy-betraying malfunction of the higher justice system At worst, it's Nixon-esque corruption with a capital 'C'.

Then R Kelly can come after me and charge me with "slander" (verbal) or "libel" (written) because i'm calling him a RAPIST People like Roman Polanski and R Kelly shouldn't be making 1 penny from their "art" because they are disgusting, cowardly, heartless people. :fyou them. The difference is the Polanski was convicted. You're right, everyone who's guilty gets convicted. What was I thinking? Reading comprehension problem, again, today? You can call Polanski a rapist without someone saying "no he isn't" because he was convicted. R Kelly.. has not yet been, however if there is a God he will be soon. And you're right again, everyone who's convicted is guilty Are you saying that Polanski isn't guilty? Refer to a previous post of mine regarding Polanski for the answer to that. I will have to say that the funniest part of this whole lengthy exchange is Clu's signature... This sure does make a pretty picture. How did we go from E-Lo getting no respect to, well this? just admiring the picture with in a picture infinity effect. Nothing really to add. But then either did a few others try to create forum art? [/colghfhf

Let me tell you it's not a mysterious "illness" or luck at all. It's called, again: 1. Bad pitch recogniziton 2. Poor mechanics mid-swing 3. Long greedy swings When you combine all three and you have a runne rat 1st, you set yourself up for an almost guaranteed GIDP when going against sinkerballers and pitchers who with high pitching IQ who know who is susceptable to what and when. When me and baggio were talking about how Lee's (and Koney's) lack of adjustements, slef-discipline and his greedy swing with bases loaded would come back to hunt him in the long run, it's exactly what I was talking about. He got bamboozeled and played right into BoSox hands today, they were laughing at him. As a result a HUGE (should I say "another huge"?) game was lost. I am anticipating a Wrigglevile Slaughter this weekend.

Rowand was excellent when he came up in 2001, but since then he's been a medicore bunter. Alomar sucks, small sample size alone disqualifies him. Olivo has a POTENTIAL to be a very good bunter but he blew more than 1 bunt which automatically means he is not as good as Jose, that should be obvious. Potential means squat when we keep on losing games like this one. May Harris and Jimenez be damned, 3 blown bunts in one game are embarassing. bottomline: since 2000, there hasn't been a better bunter/small ball player on this team than Jose, Durham couldn't bunt and neither could singleton. Game logs bear this out and as does empirical evidence and in some instances stats.

Blew 2 bunts, one of them was a big one against MacDougal. I agree he is better than Koney.