South Side Fireworks Man

He's not even fast.

Eloy is not a savior. He is a power hitting DH who is a clown in the field.

All three suck.

Hahn is a terrible GM.

He's as bad as he was when they fired Jimmy Piersall for criticizing his managing.

Go to bed.

I hate it.

Good job, Marshall!

I have a bad feeling about this.

TLR winnin' ugly.

Not by much if at all.

Madrigal isn't much faster than Yermin.

I miss Ed Herrmann too.

I miss AJ Pierzynski.

If he hits .300 he's cooling off.

This is gonna be so cool! Or not.

Told ya.

I like Eaton though.

Yep. By contrast, I loved the personality of the '72, '77, 2000, and 2005 White Sox. Very likeable players and played as a cohesive team.

Same here.

Nice having Kasper instead of Benetti. Maybe they should switch roles permanently.

I miss Juan Uribe and Tadahito Iguchi.

How can you send the runner back to 1st base???

Nice Eaton!

These teams are evenly matched. They both suck.