South Side Fireworks Man

Bury a fastball right in this asshole's ribs.

QUOTE (Marty34 @ Sep 2, 2011 -> 04:31 PM) Cowley is wrong to insult Williams and make insinuations about his personal life. Thank you.

The other day when Ozzie was trying to backtrack a bit after being criticized for bringing up his contract at this point in time, he said that he wouldn't ask Jerry for an extension right now. Notice he said Jerry, not Kenny. That is a good indicator of the way JR runs this dysfunctional organization.

As fathom pointed out in the game thread, Lillibridge was 1 for 1 with a home run against Nathan and righties hit Nathan better than lefties. So Ozzie pinch hits Dunn for Lillibridge with the game on the line in the ninth even though Lilli already had a HR in the game. Add the fact that he benched De Aza in favor of Rios and once again batted him fourth. Ozzie is a terrible manager and should have been fired by now.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 31, 2011 -> 03:53 PM) Good luck recovering from this game Ozzie. BTW, righties hit Nathan better than lefties do, and Lillibridge homered off of Nathan a few weeks ago. f***ing Ozzie. He benches De Aza in favor of Rios then bats Rios fourth! Then he pinch hits Dunn for Lillibridge with the game on the line. Despite the facts you posted, it's all about L/R matchups to Ozzie. That, and proving to the world that he's smarter than everyone else and he makes out the f***ing lineups. I wish KW would kick his ass in the clubhouse in front of all the players after this game.

The Sox are on their longest winning streak of the season and are trying to fight their way back into contention and Guillen decides to go public with his whining about not honoring his contract next year unless they give him an extension. Guillen and his family cause a negative vibe around this team in the media and with the fanbase. It's no wonder that they only draw 21K on a night like this. Let's hope JR takes notice and finally realizes what the problem is. Fire Guillen.

s***. f*** the Twins.

QUOTE (CaliSoxFanViaSWside @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 09:11 PM) Will most likely be seeing Vizquel tomorrow . If so, I hope it's in CF.

Morel needs to throw everything straight over the top.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 09:04 PM) Sad crowd tonight...21k They'll be a happy crowd if the Sox win.

Time for a DP.

Walks the feakin' leadoff hitter after being up on him 0-2.

f*** the Tigers too.

We really need a shut down inning from Frasor here.

f*** the Twins.

QUOTE (WilliamTell @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 08:51 PM) Yikes, hopefully Beckham's ok. That had a nasty pop sound to it. I think it may have hit the visor on his helmet. Anyway, I want a ball buried in a Twins player's ribs either later tonight or tomorrow. I hate that team.

Motherf***in Twins!

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 08:48 PM) FYI, Humber didn't do too well in his rehab start. 5 innings, 4 runs How did AJ do?

QUOTE (The Ginger Kid @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 08:43 PM) feels like the universe is out of whack when the twins play like this. Feels like all is right with the universe to me!

The Twins suck!

f*** the Twins.

Ozzie's cleanup hitter strikes with a duck snort!

f*** the Twins.

QUOTE (DirtySox @ Aug 30, 2011 -> 05:14 PM) Chuck Garfien Ozzie Guillen says he'll want a contract extension from White Sox this off-season. He's signed through 2012. 1 minute ago Favorite Retweet Reply Chuck Garfien Guillen: "One thing I make clear, I don't think I'll be back here for 1 year contract, and not know about the next year." 56 seconds ago Favorite Retweet Reply So Ozzie is saying he won't honor his contract next season unless they extend him for another year - so he could refuse to honor his contract that year unless they give him another. Just go away, Ozzie. You don't want to be here and we don't want you either.

QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Aug 26, 2011 -> 07:30 PM) He'll finish with .500 avg, 30 HR, 100 RBI, MVP, RoY, and be awarded a funny hat. What, no shaving cream pie???