chitownsportsfan

I wish I was in Miami so I could ask Stone Pony to sign a copy of his cover shoot.

Ok Banks, I see you.

All of the dumpster dives other than De Bong, who was for some reason just undervalued (hey good job Getz!) have sucked donkey ass. We wasted like 20 million on absolute scrubs. Could have gotten an actual good player for that AAV.

I'd probably find something else to do at that point, honestly. That would be a mortal sin. Eat the money, maximize the insane value of Garrett.

That was some BP. Thankfully Robert made that play.

Luis is insane. And STFU John.

a really bad lineup but he's around the zone and hitting 93 with a solid changeup working. that will work most nights.

I've literally never heard that backhanding the ball at short is something that you teach. But, this is our Sox. I'd say that if you get in front of it and have a strong arm that's the more sound play over time. Not doing what TA did and charge everything one handed, but just get it under the bill of your cap and fire over.

dejong making some interesting backhands over there. oh, we teach it, lol.

man thought for sure that was in the gap.

I think these guys are drinking in the booth or something.

as we're allowed. 'merica!

My job is boring AF but unfortunately I don't get paid to talk about how tough it is on TV when I'm doing it. Screw Stone and screw John's idiotic ass too. Just my opinion of course.

Stone and Schriffen checked out. Gonna be a long fucking summer.

John still hasn't realized the runners is off at contact with 2 outs. He calls the 2 out hits the same as he does with one or zero, it's your job to know this s%*# man.

Great strategic plan with him:

he reached back on that one. was nice to see.

Boy the vet catcher sure is helping the rookie control the running game...

Beni doing his 75% jog. I don't care if it's an auto double, fucking hustle dude.

Meh? It's more like watching a dog roll around in liquid fertilizer on a hot late summer's day.

Get Eloy off this team please.

Vaughn got a cookie and popped it up. Damn.

Robert's value is skyrocketing showing he's healthy.

Nice AB Beni. Bum.

holy s%*# they combined viagra and cialis? My god.