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and our crack new play by play said he got beat on a fastball. what are we doing here man.

oh god now steve stone gonna go off.

lol meatball whiff. lovely.

yep, he was sitting offspeed, that was obvious. can't do that. good job with the pitch selection at least.

keep throwing 4 seamers. no, not a hook stone.

We're the only team in the world that doesn't care if our catcher can actually catch the balls.

lmao. where the Maldonado sunshine blowers at?

Witt is stupidly good.

Flexen has a really nice mix going right now. Sorta reminds me of Gavin at his best.

I thought for sure he'd drop that.

get that loon aaron rodgers to take him on an ahawausca retreat, maybe he will.

if you foul off meatballs, mlb pitchers will ace you sooner rather than later.

meatball fouled off, jesus Yoan.

3-1, duck on the pond and THAT IS THE SWING YOU PUT ON THE BALL?

Benitendi does not look like a pro athlete.

they both suck donkey balls as MLB players and are at the absolute tail end of their careers physically. I don't see any utility in comparing how the each suck in their own special ways.

I miss when we occasionally would produce a mags.

He's 6 feet off the bag, we'll get him! *proceeds to get him* Alright, I'll allow it.

That was 20 seconds of awesome baseball. we'll take it.

WOW! That's the best play we've had in years. I'm not kidding.

One time our jackass DIII coach was so embarrassed a better team that had actual baseball talent was winning big, so he just ordered us to go up and swing at every pitch until we made an out so we could all go home faster. I'm not sure if you told the Sox that they'd do any different.

not sure the pitching has improved we've mostly just played s%*# teams. fWAR wise we had like 10 last year from the pitching. i'm struggling to see how we can there with this bunch, unless Crochet is just like a fucking unicorn and puts up 6 himself in 150 innings.

I predicted before the season that we might not hit 100 HR. I did not however predict we might not score 500 runs. We're on pace for about 300.

Give a month, you'll be getting mental health awareness reminders and positive affirmations from the fucking app.

watching the sox be like