chitownsportsfan

that's my point.

and Inter unlucky, damnit.

THIS IS A BRAIN DEAD TEAM

You could have given me 1000 guesses and I would not have figured that Andrus is the active SB leader in MLB.

go sit your ass down tim and find a slumpbuster tonight.

lol, WTF was that swing? That ball should be in the 4th row in LF.

I have to give kudos to the staff and bullpen, they are carrying this sad sack offense the last month.

Sheets now with a 698 OPS. Sigh. Why do we always keep these DH types around so fucking long?

this lineup sucks donkey dick.

nice, on the black works too.

not high enough but glad they are listening to me.

high heat and he's gone.

damn a hang wiffem

WHAT A STUPID TEAM

Good AB. You other jokers take note: he's wild. Take some pitches.

Stating the obvious but it's unlikely one run is going to hold up. Come on just scratch across one more.

given our lackadaisical nature you'd think they would prefer to jog down after a walk.

turned game on on my side monitor, WTF are WE SWINGING AT? Christ dude it should be 2 on nobody out with walks.

Got the UCL game on but go Sox! Nice to see the guys that are supposed to have power having power.

100 wins easy

There's an argument he shouldn't even be playing honestly.

How much dead money are we gonna owe Beni after he finishes with .5 fWAR this year?

Given all the soft tissue issues Eloy has dealt with (much easier to prevent than Moncada's lumbar issues) you have to call into question his diet, training and conditioning. A mid 20s athlete should not be straining their lower body every other week.

He probably timed it for 6/9 so he could meme "noice" with his boys.