chitownsportsfan

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Moncada sure, Robert looks like a guy that gets stoned and plays vidya games in his hotel room.

Pitching: A Defense: C Offense minus Zeby: F

NICE. Got the job done. Great job from the pitching staff. Offense can suck a lemon.

Keep throwing sliders. Don't let him look at a fastball.

Great play TA. That was not easy.

he'll blow this you can see it coming a mile away. we should have put this game away long ago.

this is a team of absolute clowns. just lol at that half inning man. 1st guy: supposed to be a 280/350/500 type at worst with light tower power. Reality is a guy with a slow bat that swings at everything and will struggle to hit 250/310/450. breaks two bats because he's got softball ringer attitude to go with that bat speed. 2nd guy: Former 60/60 speed type that now can't beat out a ground ball up the middle and mopes back to the dugout in his neon bling. 3rd guy: Former "best hitter in the draft" currently rocking a 740 OPS flies out meekly trying to pull a slider a half foot off the plate.

Ah nice Moncada hurt himself running to 1st again. Glass man.

Nice effort Yoan.

It's funny they all swing like prime Vlad given how fucking long and slow all their swings are. You're not going to hit that ball hard guys. You can barely hit meatballs.

We have the slowest bats in MLB from guys that are supposed to have 60/70 raw power.

"that looks like a sawed off baseball bat that looks like its going to play third base for the yankees". that doesn't make any sense Jason.

Yankees lineup isn't that good without Judge.

Should really be 5-1 or 5-0. These are the types of games that usually come back to haunt us late.

Jesus Christ wake up

What a stupid pinch runner.

have a day andrew!

Vaughn's bat speed is lost into memories.

It's a complete joke. I'm ready to fire Eloy into the sun.

Get someone warming if he walks this guy please.

So many bad ABs.

Blah. Maybe if he wasn't a billion feet off the plate he hits that ball out.

OK, here me out here Robert: he's wild, maybe make him throw you a strike.

jesus get the ball person on a diet.