chitownsportsfan

altuve is that 5-8 dude that is stupidly good at every sport in high school despite being you know, 5-8.

jesus christ.

Glad to see Jason was able to get some game talk in after 3 minutes of the comedy show.

how many fucking times has a guy sat 2-3 games BEFORE GOING ON THE DL THIS YEAR? I DGAF if it's retroactive or not to the first game they missed something is SERIOUSLY wrong with the communication and diagnostics in the training room and the manager's office.

You know that looks like a lot of work and production and might be a shell in the morning of what you went to sleep next to -- but I'm willing to take on any burden if Altuve is occupied.

better late than never I guess. Jesus.

we haven't had many laughers this year.

Stadium looked electric last night. Maybe the good vibes are back.

Honestly I'd get him in and see if he is open to a new deal. I'd sign him for 2 years 20 million. Then you cut Leury and improve the team by 2 wins next year.

He's having a good year looking at his Fangraphs. Get it done Hahn. He could be the 1 WAR difference we need.

Yep, bring in Andrus, at least he can provide a little glove for a couple weeks.

Farm has a good chance of being ranked 15-20 range come spring. Not bad given how bad things looked six months ago.

We thank you and your toilet for their service.

50% playoff odds. Highest they've been in awhile.

should be 5-3.

story of the fucking year just can't put together enough big innings station to station.

that didn't take long.

he needs a timing mechanism imo.

same thing they do with the beer at Washington Football team home games!

the application and interpretation of the rules is as old as the game itself, you know that. I have a hard time seeing much more to this than that.

That's a bullshit call to say he didn't try and get out of the way. As a lefty WTF are you even supposed to do there, move forward and hope it goes behind your knees? As for the contact, meh. It was different in tone and context than Tim's adventures.

They are primed for it. Their offense is really struggling and their schedule toughens. That said, it's not like there's a lot of great teams in the AL pushing for the 2nd WC. 86 wins could take it.

I'd go just to have Stone Pony sign my Playgirl with him on the cover.

Do they give division titles for that?