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De La Cruz. Think Robert except better.

that statcast 3D is pretty cool.

Jake has surprising speed, he beat that easily for a double.

WOW HE'S OVER LONG COVID

lol eloy. maybe if you didn't stand 50 feet off the plate you could cover more than the inner 3rd of it.

There you go Robert. Work a count and swing like you mean it.

He's really fucking lucky those last two meatballs weren't parked.

our OF arms are trash.

You have to cut him. He's not pitchable.

meatball after meatball.

Wow robert.

wow nice pitch fat man.

Beni is going to be below a 600 OPS soon. He sucks.

hey look what happens when you pull the ball!

The stetson is kinda growing on me.

BURGER LETS GO

Lance Lynn after he gets through a scoreless 1st inning:

good lord Vaughn is a stiff.

Lynn throws two pitches: non competitive junk a foot outside and non competitive cock shots right down broadway.

You watch him move and to me he looks like a guy that has hip and backsoreness. I don't know, I tend to try and explain huge losses of true talent with something physical, maybe he's just mentally not a pro player, or likely it's some combo of physical and mental issues.

I think sadly he has chronic back issues.

Yoan still battling long covid apparently.

I can't fucking stand watching TA's approach. PULL THE FUCKING BALL

It's a bad offense, which is why we need to squeeze the most out of it with lineup construction. Anyways, just win the game, maybe TA will heat up.

Not a lineup guy usually as I always say but JFC. What does Burger have to do man? Why are TA and Beni, both in terrible stretches, getting the most PA?