chitownsportsfan

harrison is kinda fun.

soon as i compliment him he loses it, you suck dallas, you bum.

Dallas is actually pitching well. Like he is keeping it off the plate and moving zones well.

dallas needs to be more aggressive on strike one. come on man.

lol mariners broadcast just straight non stop complaining about the bad luck of the mariners.

good lord eloy.

Is eloy wearing a fucking elbow bandana?

even the outs are loud tonight.

hahn reached into the dumpster and pulled out a Rembrandt?

and she'll love it too!

harrison looks fresh and lively. of course so did spanky for a week and a half. let's hope harrison can stay healthy and productive.

that is a ridiculous play. I do not think madrigal makes that.

he should be struck out.

robots.

Mariners fans pissing and moaning cracks me up.

Dallas has found his command on the outside corner again.

Xfinity huh. Will be on and off all game.

Just don't pass on Adam Eaton's please Josh.

doubles as a piss jug tho.

lol, drink. first one of the year.

FWIW the hourly forecasts say the window will be roughly from when game starts to about 3 hours from that point.

He's getting ready to dodge the 105mph come backers off his "fastball".

No setbacks please. And maybe lose some weight bro.

you can always try drugs.