Big Hurtin

This sucks. The pregame is blacked out on DIRECTV even though I have MLBEI and Sports pack.

QUOTE (elgonzo4sox @ Mar 31, 2010 -> 07:53 AM) Have another drink my friend, and relax. Opening Day is but 5 days away. We're going to have some fun this year! Nothing personal, it just seems people think that the Twins will view grass as some alien element. They played on it every year, just not at home.

this looks sweet.

1. That was the University of Minnesota Gophers. 2. They play outside every year.

AL East - Yankees AL Central - Twins AL West - Mariners AL Wild Card - Rays NL East - Phillies NL Central - Cardinals NL West - Dodgers NL Wild Card - Braves ALDS Yankees over Twins Rays over Mariners NLDS Phillies over Cardinals Braves over Dodgers ALCS Yankees over Rays NLCS Braves over Phillies World Series Yankees over Braves

He just wanted to see what it smelled like.

QUOTE (knightni @ Feb 22, 2010 -> 09:30 PM) Whack a Boner...? Yeah, like rub him out.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Feb 22, 2010 -> 08:38 PM) And by strap it down I am referring to Boner from Growing Pains. I have kidnapped him. Carry on. Are you going to whack him?

They just launched the new satellite (D12) tonight. Hopefully they'll have WGN America HD before the baseball season starts.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Dec 16, 2009 -> 09:00 PM) Yeah, I was referring to 1080p models, and not the older models either. If you're going to buy a new tv, and as he said he is willing to spend a little extra cash to get something high quality, I would go with the Panasonic because of the black levels. Especially if you're considering getting into blu ray, I think it's best to get the 1080p. Also, 120hz (LCD) is great with Blu Ray because you can watch it in 24 fps, which is what films are shot at.

QUOTE (Kalapse @ Nov 20, 2009 -> 05:31 PM) Over Beckham, Alexei and Teahen? This isn't Darin Erstad, we actually have legit big league players at the positions Vizquel plays. Teahen in right field.

QUOTE (bmags @ Nov 20, 2009 -> 05:26 PM) Surprised how pissed people are over a backup? It's not like we signed Andy Gonzalez and handed him the role. With Ozzie making the lineup I'm sure he's going to be starting a lot more games than people would like.

Are they going to sign Julio Franco for DH next?

More out than Elton John.

QUOTE (sin city sox fan @ Aug 25, 2009 -> 10:17 PM) This team has definitely bought it because thats all the fans have pitched to it all season long. This team's as dead as Billy Mays.

Wouldn't it be nice To beat teams we're supposed to with ease for a change

Contreras is done The fans can see it clearly Why can't you Ozzie (Kenny)?

12-1 in the 4th. What inning does the garbage come onto the field?

QUOTE (Cali @ Aug 1, 2009 -> 04:54 PM) If Beckham's up here they're in trouble guys....Remember what Ozzie said? I think that's what he meant.

I've heard speculation about a now-deceased Twin, but I don't know of any connection he would have had with Canseco.

QUOTE (jphat007 @ Jul 31, 2009 -> 05:10 PM) I don't think there is any question. Just move Dye to DH and get a nice RF bat. We will still need to get some offense. Who could be feasibly had that plays the outfield and hits for power left-handed?

QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Jul 31, 2009 -> 05:16 PM) I think that the best thing about this trade is KW basically telling the Tigers and the Twins... "You can take your Washburn and your OC and you can go f*** yourselves"... I love it. Not really. Washburn and OC are rentals for the rest of the year only. We don't even know for sure that Peavy will pitch at all the rest of the year. They're looking short term while Kenny's looking more long term, with a possible bonus for the short term.

There seems to be a lot of mother f***ers blind to the fact That a ho is gonna be just that And this type of ignorance is the very Reason why so many n****s in the goddamned cemetery Intelligence is on call You don't treat a ho like a queen who behaves lika a dog Are you the type who wont put a ho in front of a trigger Then you're a ho assed n**** Goddamned hound Pound for pound You knew the ho when she was f***ing the whole town She f***ed you and gave your buddies a blow But your trick ass fell in love with the ho Tried to change her make her be an angel You keep putting your damn life in danger Fronting n****s about that slutty ass trifling crow You gotta let a ho be a ho

Some idiot in Philly is pointing a laser pointer at St. Louis' right handed batters.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jul 22, 2009 -> 08:24 PM) Overall this one appeared to be fairly minor to me. Probably, but do you think it will escalate?