Milkman delivers

Does "***" get censored? Ah, yes. Yes, it does.

Ozzie has control of his clubhouse. I don't care what he says. I'm insensitive, so sue me.

First of all, I gotta thank That Funky Motion for his tickets. This game was f***ing amazing. THANK YOU! Second, the game. The offensive onslaught was awesome/hilarious. Everyone contributed. It's hard to even talk about one thing, it was just that great. Ponson is a fat piece of s***, and I'm glad Riske solidified his spot on this team by hitting Duncan. Another note, is Duncan related to their pitching coach? If so, that makes it even sweeter. We finally did some retaliating, and an extra little "f*** you" could have been that it was one of their coaches relatives. Also, Montero = bucket of s***.

Is it sold out? Or are tickets still available?

I thought the title was Short Circuit on Scientology for a second. It would've been sweet to have two Johnny 5 references in one day.

QUOTE(Brian @ Jun 20, 2006 -> 01:30 PM) If you are near the park, keep me posted on weather. I'm all the way up in Gurnee and have to decide to sit in traffic if there is a chance they aren't playing. I just went outside to check. It's cloudy, and it'll probably rain some time soon, but it doesn't look bad at all.

QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Jun 20, 2006 -> 11:53 AM) Dammit! Pepe is supposed to notify me of such things!!! You can blame it on me. Pepe's innocent in this case. I saw the info right before I went to sleep, and I thought I'd come back on here to let you know, but I was too tired and lazy. Sorry.

Haha, Short Circuit.

QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Jun 20, 2006 -> 09:27 AM) That was Ray Whitney - I almost fell off the couch laughing at that. I don't know if you knew this, but Pepe the King Prawn was on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson last night. I didn't watch because that show sucks, but I saw the info about 20 minutes before it started. Sorry I didn't let you know earlier

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jun 20, 2006 -> 11:25 AM) Ya, we need all these new mods to ban all of you so the site will have no posts, but also no problems It should be sweet though cause its always great to have more help and all of these new mods have been oustanding posters of this stie for a long time. I kind of think of this place as something where everyone is almost an owner in a sense since everyone adds something with there unique analysis, ideas, and personality. All of us together make this one of the best fan run sports sites on the web. You're dagum right, feisty.

The reign of terror begins.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates Dunn.

Congratulations, QP.

I'm still just angry about them constantly coming back in games. They're certainly for real. And I don't know anything about that Matt Wise, except that a few people here want him on the Sox. What's so great about a 4.68 ERA in the NL?

f***ing Tigers will not lose.

I will root for any team to beat the Tigers, Indians, and Twins. And if they're playing each other, I'll root for the worse team. I live 30 feet from the Cell, so I know what the rivalry between the Sox and Cubs is about. But, that rivalry is dead this year. The Cubs are beyond done, and if them winning will help the Sox, I will hope for a Cubs' win. I've never seen their fans so pathetic. They don't talk s*** like they used to, and if they do, it's only in a friendly way now. They know their team is done. They know the Cubs have nothing on the Sox anymore. The Cubs can win these games and I'll be happy.

QUOTE(Tony82087 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 05:58 PM) Let the Andruw Jones talk begin.... I don't mean it to start a frenzy over Jones. I'm just genuinely stumped about their situation. They won their division 14 years in a row, and it's pretty clear now that they're not doing it again this year. They're in dead last. Should they rebuild? Make a run?

What do you guys think of the Braves? They're currently in last place. Should they pack it in and re-tool?

We all know it won't happen, but just imagine for one second having Ichiro on the Sox. We'd be unstoppable.

I'll settle for the Wild Card if we must, and then just destroy the Tigers in the postseason as we have so far this year.

QUOTE(That funky motion @ Jun 18, 2006 -> 08:14 PM) He should quit trying to take Gloads job. Ha, whenever Gload comes into a game, I always think of that character Gil from the Simpsons. Apu's wife's water breaks, he comes in and says, "This is Gil's time to shine!" I can just picture Gload adjusting his cap in a 10-2 game, saying to himself, "This is Gload's time to shine!" Of course he refers to himself as Gload.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Jun 18, 2006 -> 08:58 PM) How bout that bullpen of theirs. They make Mark Prior look like a cy young candidate. According to that Redszone site, Rick White just got DFA'ed.

I'd rather him never play 1B just to be safe. But hopefully, we'll only have to worry about him at 1B for just two more games.

I really hate this guy.

HELL f***ING YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!