Milkman delivers

Marte's trade value must've gone up after getting out two lefties. Now ship his ass out of here.

Full count, f***. EDIT: PHEWWWWWWWWW

And there's a hit. Now he has to get TWO lefties out.

Ahhhhh, I really wanted that DP.

Welp, better get the Bayer with Marte coming in. It could be a heart attack any time he's in there.

Eh, a walk. Jenks scares me in close games.

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 03:02 PM) Why are people so against suring up the bench?? Mackowiak brings a solid left handed bat off the bench with a ton of versatility. He can play just about anywhere and is just a solid player. Like Tony said we wouldn't be giving up a lot to get him. I'd be all for it. He's great as a utility guy, but we'd still need to make another move for offense. I'm just saying I hope this isn't the only move we make in terms of offense.

QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 02:58 PM) Spiderman!!! Spiderman!! Does whatever a Spider Can!!! Hits Home-runs, robs base-hits Watch out here comes the Spiderman!!!!! DYE!! You son of a b****, I just said that. You just made it longer and better :fyou

SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can...and so forth.

AJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE(Tony82087 @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 02:51 PM) Where did you read KW was only going to make one more for Offense? It is little deals like this that can help a team down the stretch.. Key word in that sentence was "if."

QUOTE(Steve Bartman's my idol @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 02:48 PM) Cry for what reason, for joy or sadness? Sadness. If that's our one move for offense, we might as well not even make a move.

QUOTE(fathom @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 02:41 PM) Contreras has now given up 6 or more runs in 4 of his last 9 starts. That's awful. But I bet he's shut down a team in one of those starts. He's great.

QUOTE(fathom @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 02:39 PM) Isn't this Milkman's dream? No, I wanted him to die.

Maybe KW will overpay for a starter now that Contreras both sucks and is hurt.

And we're tied again. I've said it before, everyone loves the Gooch.

JOE CREDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 01:40 PM) Good thing you're not a red sox fan, cause Jose's put up similar numbers to there best pitchers. Man, that would suck for you. I know all about the Red Sox starters. I have to watch at least 3 months of their games a year.

Now I'll be hoping for the next 24 hours for a trade for a SP, SS, and RP.

How many pitches is he gonna throw over the hitters' heads?

And he walks Mora. Die, Contreras. Just drop dead on the mound.

He just threw a ball into CF. Get this guy a pair of depends, this is ridiculous.

Well, it looks WE'RE gonna be the ones to have to waste the bullpen today. I'd give any amount of money out of my own pocket to get Contreras off this team.

Wild pitch. This guy's so solid.

Way to be a s***head on the trading deadline, Contreras. GOD, I f***ING HATE THIS GUY.