Milkman delivers

OMG AARON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garland is s***ting his pants. Get out of this f***ing inning, ass.

Oh man, close play at 3rd. Cmon, Garland, just get the hell out of this inning with no more damage.

3-1 with a solo shot by Giles. Nice jinx, DJ.

AJP with a solo shot to centerfield!!!!!!!!!!

Through 6, 2-0. Let's score some runs so I won't have an ulcer, please.

And we go down in order again. Woody f***ing Williams is not this good.

Alright, let's avoid another 1-2-3 inning and score some runs.

That's 9 in a row retired by Williams.

QUOTE(ScottPodRulez22 @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 10:00 PM) Jon faced the minimum right? Don't talk about that yet...

Did we...did we just throw out a would-be bast stealer?

Last 6 outs went down really easily.

1-2-3 inning for Garland. And yes, that ump is awesome. You gotta love the fiery "steeeriiike" call.

I somehow knew that DP was coming. I thought to myself that he was going to line into that, but he's smoking the ball so I can't complain.

That out by Nevin scared the hell out of me for a second. Seemed like Garland wasn't going after the hitters for a little while, like he was earlier in the season. He might be getting into a groove now, though.

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 09:24 PM) Garland with an RBI single. 2-0 Sox Crede out trying to make third. Wasn't really the smartest play by Crede, but at least he took out Burroughs trying to get in there.

QUOTE(knightni @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 04:28 PM) http://www.sportscenteraltar.com/phrases/usage.asp?ID=41 Hawkisms You just gave me 10 minutes of fun...thank you.

QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 03:59 PM) a week later, he let a ball go through his legs, costing us a game. Ah, I've seen this before. I forget the medical name, but it's mainly referred to as Timo Perez disease.

QUOTE(robinventura23 @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 03:28 PM) Classic. Shucks, tweren't nothin'.

QUOTE(JimH @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 03:20 PM) Yeah. Maybe he also registered www.IamNotTooBright.com ?? I just typed that URL in and it sent me to this site: http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/index.jsp?c_id=chc

He's now doing adult films under the name "Lance Broadway."

QUOTE(Steff @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 03:06 PM) ROTFLMAO!!! I swear I was just sitting here waiting for this... Obviously these guys weren't visitors of the Sox MLB board when Corg was being outed.. That guy was Ncorgbl?

QUOTE(knightni @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 03:05 PM) Perfect, now you just gotta get Ol' Lance in that picture.

QUOTE(Steff @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 03:03 PM) They dated for several months just previous to ST.. I've known players who have been on them.. they aren't easy to hide from someone practically living with you. But I agree his body change makes it easy to suspect. Since I don't much like Johnny Damon, I'm just gonna keep right on suspecting him. I do still believe your account, though. I'll never look at Johnny D the same again.

May I suggest that he be wearing a Cats costume?