Milkman delivers

QUOTE(ottawa_sox @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 10:51 PM) That's who is scheduled. Likely just a bunt situation anyway. I'm trying to tone it down, but I will go ape-s*** if he screws it up somehow.

Who's gonna PH? Please, no TIMO!!!!!!!!!!

Score some runs, for the love of God! And most importantly, do not send Garland back out there. He looked awful that inning.

OMG AARON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garland is s***ting his pants. Get out of this f***ing inning, ass.

Oh man, close play at 3rd. Cmon, Garland, just get the hell out of this inning with no more damage.

3-1 with a solo shot by Giles. Nice jinx, DJ.

AJP with a solo shot to centerfield!!!!!!!!!!

Through 6, 2-0. Let's score some runs so I won't have an ulcer, please.

And we go down in order again. Woody f***ing Williams is not this good.

Alright, let's avoid another 1-2-3 inning and score some runs.

That's 9 in a row retired by Williams.

QUOTE(ScottPodRulez22 @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 10:00 PM) Jon faced the minimum right? Don't talk about that yet...

Did we...did we just throw out a would-be bast stealer?

Last 6 outs went down really easily.

1-2-3 inning for Garland. And yes, that ump is awesome. You gotta love the fiery "steeeriiike" call.

I somehow knew that DP was coming. I thought to myself that he was going to line into that, but he's smoking the ball so I can't complain.

That out by Nevin scared the hell out of me for a second. Seemed like Garland wasn't going after the hitters for a little while, like he was earlier in the season. He might be getting into a groove now, though.

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 09:24 PM) Garland with an RBI single. 2-0 Sox Crede out trying to make third. Wasn't really the smartest play by Crede, but at least he took out Burroughs trying to get in there.

QUOTE(knightni @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 04:28 PM) http://www.sportscenteraltar.com/phrases/usage.asp?ID=41 Hawkisms You just gave me 10 minutes of fun...thank you.

QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 03:59 PM) a week later, he let a ball go through his legs, costing us a game. Ah, I've seen this before. I forget the medical name, but it's mainly referred to as Timo Perez disease.

QUOTE(robinventura23 @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 03:28 PM) Classic. Shucks, tweren't nothin'.

QUOTE(JimH @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 03:20 PM) Yeah. Maybe he also registered www.IamNotTooBright.com ?? I just typed that URL in and it sent me to this site: http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/index.jsp?c_id=chc

He's now doing adult films under the name "Lance Broadway."

QUOTE(Steff @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 03:06 PM) ROTFLMAO!!! I swear I was just sitting here waiting for this... Obviously these guys weren't visitors of the Sox MLB board when Corg was being outed.. That guy was Ncorgbl?