Milkman delivers

Because I really don't care.

Don't answer that.

How's everyone doing?

This ought to help.

How is this?

In order to trick others.

But I will help to blow up the thread.

Yeah, I wasn't fooled.

I just caught the last hour or so of Bridesmaids. Apparently all of the funny parts were in the first part.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Mar 31, 2012 -> 04:22 PM) But we also have Ramirez, DeAza, Escobar, Viciedo, Santiago and Rios, 6 players with Hispanic origins. Plus, we've got Fukudome now. That's right around the average now in baseball, 6-9 Latin Americans per team. Two of our better prospects in Mitchell and Trayce Thompson are African-American. There have also been a few times in the last 20 years when the White Sox (I think) started an all-black/Hispanic team. That's it?

Congratulations, guy I never heard of. QUOTE (flavum @ Mar 31, 2012 -> 01:02 PM) He was drafted by the Sox years ago. He's always had good stuff, but throwing strikes has been his problem. http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/p...id=jones-001nat Fun fact: He was born the same day the space shuttle blew up. Fun!

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 06:27 PM) You guys are so out of the Soxtalk patio party after I win the lottery tonight. Milkman too. Hey!

QUOTE (The Ginger Kid @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 04:33 PM) The Orange County Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim look very, very scary this year. Are they all black men wearing hooded sweatshirts?!

QUOTE (gatnom @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 12:27 PM) If I had $12.5 million for every time I invested $2, I'd be a rich man.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 12:12 PM) Brian McTaggart ‏ @brianmctaggart Astros announced that they have released right-hander Livan Hernandez You gotta give the guy credit. Despite his age and lack of anything, he keeps sticking around. Pretty impressive for a guy that was born a pauper to a pawn.

It's White Sox baseball, so I'll be watching. Simple as that. Since I have no expectations, it should be a pretty enjoyable season no matter what. Sort of strange.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 08:22 AM) They're paying him in corn?!?! Haha.

f*** it, I give up. Here's the direct link

QUOTE (sunofgold @ Mar 29, 2012 -> 06:36 PM) I am a little bit worried about Danks in that first game. First opening day start and playing against his ex-team. Hope that I am wrong. Win that first game and we can win that series. I don't think Danks pitched even one inning for the Rangers. It's tough to say that having been in their minors will add any pressure to the game.

QUOTE (BigEdWalsh @ Mar 29, 2012 -> 07:56 PM) Flatt & Scruggs had a big hit and achieved mass popularity with "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" from the Bonnie & Clyde movie. I suggest everyone take a minute or two to listen to this: I don't know how to embed a video on here, for some reason. You'd think I'd have learned to do it by now after almost 7 years.

Unless that thing in his tank is "more steroids", no. QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Mar 29, 2012 -> 12:52 PM) Hawk Harrelson ‏ @NotHawk Looks like Aaron Rowand's playing career has run into a wall. Fantastic.

From the sounds of it, this CT guy is the San Jose Sharks of whatever show it is you guys watch. Always a favorite, never bringing it home.

QUOTE (knightni @ Mar 29, 2012 -> 02:16 AM) http://news.yahoo.com/bluegrass-legend-ear...-235658884.html Bluegrass performer Earl Scruggs of Flatt and Scruggs ("Balad of Jed Clampett") Wow, just taking about him this weekend.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Mar 29, 2012 -> 08:34 AM) Stalkers Maybe they can get Nossek to come back?