Kyyle23
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You can pick your ass.
You can pick your nose.
But NEVER, EVER pick your ass before your nose.
Those words have never failed me.
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No doubt steff. And probably with mathematical proof from a "source" that we are all leftist nut jobs and the world will be operated by cyborgs by the year 2011.
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QUOTE(RockRaines @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 05:09 PM)Wheres RNW? "Roger Clemens is the best pitcher in the entire league, now"
LOL
The slick video presentation was also the best ever, with only the finest Bostonians (Ben Affleck and Stephen King) begging for his services.
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QUOTE(AirScott @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 04:34 PM)well the obvious was Orlando Hernandez's relief job vs. Boston when he came in with the bases loaded and no outs, but another great performance came against the Tigers, with us nursing a 2-1 lead in the 9th when Hermanson came on and gave up a lead-off triple to Pudge, then retired the next three batters to escape with the win. it was incredible to see Hermanson grind that one out.
LOL, during the year! Not the playoffs!
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Dont beg, Theo. It is very unbecoming of a young upstanding man in a giant ape suit.
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If you answered NO to all congratulations! You are part of the higher order of man.
If you answered a few YES, you have some work to do.
If you answered mostly YES, may you seek abortion & the morning pill
as your resolution to procreation.
If you answered YES to all shame, shame, shame! If I offered to find you a job in France would you consider moving
LOL, I can almost see Juggs patting himself on the back and telling himself he is part of of the higher order of man. I love how this random personal quiz is his proof that we are all lesser than him.
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QUOTE(Soxy @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 02:56 PM)Awwww, I wanted to be your nemesis. I'm way more left than Steff!!!!!
I think your avatar isnt intimidating enough. You should work on that.
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QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 02:51 PM)
Is he creating cyborgs back there? Cyborgs that can REALLY dance?
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QUOTE(knightni @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 02:51 PM)Incriminating pictures?
bannable statement
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its cool to see people remembering moments and reminding each other as well as me. After the playoffs, my White Sox pitching memories from the season were basically the first four posts mentioned in this thread. Now that everyone is chiming in, I am remembering some great games and individual pitching performances.
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Giant Rabbit
in SLaM
QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 02:02 PM)I've had 15 rabbits in my life. They can be grumpy, and are REAL easy to piss off. But they can also be great pets and are trainable to a litterbox like a cat. One of our rabbits had free run of the house, with two cats and a dog. Tell ya what though, if ol' Herman there decides he doesn't want to be held all of a sudden, and decides to do a "bunny kick", that guy is getting HURT!i know what you are saying, i have had those nice scratches underneath the ribs from cradling a rabbit the wrong way. Those back claws are vicious. i dont really dislike rabbits, I just wouldnt own one myself. It helps that I am really allergic to them also, it makes it easy to tell my daughter no.
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QUOTE(RockRaines @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 12:07 PM)Rachel Mcadams, Tennage girls. Who DOES do it for you?
Im not THAT picky.
Rachel McAdams has a serious problem called "Fo'head Mo-lody"
More Forehead than Body.
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QUOTE(SleepyWhiteSox @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 12:43 PM)Well, we would already have won by 30 if Ben played any D. He's worthless.
Does Skiles not remember last year at all? Why not let Ben take the last shot??
Hasnt Nocioni been one of the best 3 point shooters in the league all year? You know, if Nocioni had gone straight up and shot the ball, it would have been a foul and a 3 point chance at the stripe, Okur swiped right over the top of him when he pump faked.
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QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 12:23 PM)Orlando Hernandez. Bases Loaded. 0 Outs.
'Nuff Said.
we already had a thread on best postseason performance of a pitcher. This is for the season, not the postseason.
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Giant Rabbit
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He looks so cuddly. My middle school friend used to have rabbits, and until I met him I never knew anyone that had one. It was then that I found out that bunnies are grumpy and can bite(through your palm) if they dont know you.
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Steff gets nominated for b****slap of the year so far. Juggs, you just got served. lol
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QUOTE(JUGGERNAUT @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 11:54 AM)That's about the level of comprehension I would expect from the left. She does her own homework. I just supplied an answer key for her Mom to help her with.
Thats about the level of condescendence that I expect from you.
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QUOTE(JUGGERNAUT @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 11:48 AM)If you just hand the world of to us technocrats we can end the debate. We are the best qualified to run all matters of the world with machine-like efficiency.
There really is no need for liberal-speak in the world. You should just go about & live your life to the level of decadence you desire in the PRIVACY of your own home.
yep, and you usually follow with that.
However, in the privacy of my own home, I will choose to let my children do their own homework because I feel that cheating is decadent.
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QUOTE(RockRaines @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 11:45 AM)Rachel McAdams would have made the shoot better.
Rachel McAdams has to be the most overrated "it" girl now. Just doesnt do it for me.
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QUOTE(JUGGERNAUT @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 11:26 AM)Hey if your ignorant to what cyborg technology is than I'm not surprised you would attempt to make fun of any reference to it. But that doesn't change the fact it will become a normal part of society in most of our lifetimes.
But you need a Phd or at least an MS in CS/CE plus a job in the field of robotics to understand that.
you say that about everything that we disagree with that comes out of your mouth.
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QUOTE(Wong & Owens @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 11:16 AM)As usual, you are wrong, it is because of your one-sided interpretation of the term "evolutionary chain."
I had a conversation with a Mongolian monk in a chat room this week, and in Mongolia there is research being done that does not separate the spiritual "link" from the biometaphysichemical "chain." By understanding this philosophy, it is not hard to fathom that humanity will soon be replaced at the top of the chain by cyborgs.
Being as intelligent as I am, it can be hard to find others who have all the answers like I do, and then be able to discuss them in a spiritual context. Only a left-wing nutjob would attempt to argue otherwise, but on these boards the liberal slant is not surprising.
Sound about right?
Standing Ovation!!
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QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 11:02 AM)Scarlett looks a bit thick to me..
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b51/acks..._FAIR_NUDES.jpg
(AP) This photo supplied by Vanity Fair shows Scarlett Johansson, foreground, and Keira Knightley posed...
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NEW YORK (AP) - With award season still under way, Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley are exchanging ballgowns for birthday suits.
Under the artful eye of photographer Annie Leibovitz, the starlets posed nude for the cover of Vanity Fair magazine's yearly Hollywood issue, to be released Wednesday.
Fashion superstar Tom Ford also appears on the cover photo, though he stuck with a more traditional suit - one of black fabric.
Ford, the issue's guest art director, said he hadn't planned on becoming part of his own project, but he stepped in when "Wedding Crashers" star Rachel McAdams, 29, backed out.
"She did want to do it, and then when she was on the set I think she felt uncomfortable, and I didn't want to make anybody feel uncomfortable" Ford said Tuesday on ABC's "Good Morning America."
Other Hollywood stars weren't difficult to persuade, Ford said.
"A lot of women actually, a couple of men, too, wanted to take their clothes off," he said. "These are such beautiful people, beautiful women, and who doesn't want to see a bit of them."
Angelina Jolie also got naked for the Hollywood issue, posing in a bathtub. Another shot depicts a fully clothed George Clooney as a director filming a large cast of women wearing skin-tone underwear.
For the cover photo, Knightley, 20, was photographed sitting sideways, with legs and arms carefully placed. The 21-year-old Johansson, draped over Ford's leg, is somewhat more exposed - readers who open the fold-out cover will see her bare buttocks.
Knightley is currently nominated for a best actress Oscar for her performance in "Pride & Prejudice." Johansson co-starred this year in Woody Allen's "Match Point."
Scarlett looks porcelain to me. But not too thick.
Keira Knightley doesnt need to be showing off her ribs like that though
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QUOTE(YASNY @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 10:58 AM)And just like the Furcal sweepstakes, they'll finish second. It's the Cubbie way.
Thats really optimistic and specific. I thought the Cubbie way was to finish "Fourth or Better"
Red Sox preparing to make offer to Roger Clemens
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But thanks though, I think im funny too.
funny-looking, maybe. But never funny.