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QUOTE(SSH2005 @ Mar 7, 2006 -> 06:15 PM) Recap | Box Score Why is the recap of this game on the Detroit homepage? Wierd

QUOTE(Cuck the Fubs @ Mar 7, 2006 -> 03:58 PM) I hope Bulls-Pistons becomes as good as it was in the 90's. I think the rivalry has already taken steps back to where it used to be in the early 90's. If the Bulls had as much fight every game as they do when they play the Pistons, they would be a much better team this year.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Mar 7, 2006 -> 01:56 PM) Let's just run this down... 2nd pick in 1 draft in exchange for Elton Brand 2 picks in 2 drafts, along with players, in exchange for Eddy Curry. Well, at least I like our chances. Oh I do too. I just think the term "Post-Jordan Dynasty" is a stretch for right now. God I hope I am wrong, but as for now I wont count on it.

QUOTE(Tony82087 @ Mar 7, 2006 -> 11:01 AM) I cant remember which game it was, but Bobby came out to "The Game", and it was awesome. I have no idea who sings it, but it was/is HHH theme music(havent watched wrestling in years....) They should stick with it, it was really coo.. Motorfinger sings that song. As much as I dont like Triple H, that song would be pretty awesome for Bobby

Here are a few longer corny jokes: A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan is?" The blonde sighed and replied, "Yeah, yeah, I remember..." The brunette went over the plan once more and let the blonde out to do her stuff. Before the blonde could shut the door, the brunette yelled out, "Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!" The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the car... and waited... and waited... and waited... and waited. After waiting for so long in the car, the blonde bursts out of the bank's doors, the alarm blaring loud enough to wake everyone up. The blonde was lugging a bank safe behind her by a rope tied around it. A security guard ran out of the bank, his pants down around his ankles and attempting to reach his gun. The blonde breathed heavily as she tried to put the safe in the car but finally just gave up and dropped the safe behind. She ran into the passenger seat and pulled the door shut, the car already moving. The security guard yelled, "Stop! Stop!" while the pair drove off, leaving the safe with rope tied tightly around it behind. The brunette frantically asked the blonde, "What the hell happened in there?!?" The blonde was panting and turned to the brunette and choked out, "What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!" The brunette paused and yelled, "YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce." The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much better lover than you." Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases. She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph. She says, "I want the kids, too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph. She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards, too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?" The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need." She asks, "What's that?" The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left... then to the right... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says... "He should have quit while he was a head!"

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Mar 7, 2006 -> 09:50 AM) I think by Ozzie saying he thinks Anderson is good enough to be his starting CFer he is actually saying that Jerry Owens will start the regular season in CF for the Sox. Brian Anderson is not good and should retire from baseball where as Jerry Owens is the obvious choice in CF. crazyman, is that you? lol

Im getting kind of an anxious feeling everytime I read about Brian Anderson hitting 2 homeruns off of Felix Hernandez. A rookie hit a couple homeruns off of another rookie, and Its the only thing anyone can ever think to say about his offense, didnt he have some great moments in the minors? Sure, Felix might be the next Santana, but he isnt right now. This better not turn out to be a Tuffy Rhodes moment in his career.

QUOTE(knightni @ Mar 7, 2006 -> 05:04 AM) And Knighni with the save!

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Mar 7, 2006 -> 09:26 AM) Do you know who Eric Gagne is? No, I have absolutely no idea Kal. Could you tell me about him?

QUOTE(BigSqwert @ Mar 7, 2006 -> 09:00 AM) Snow - Informer Fixed that for you. Do any closers use "Welcome to the Jungle"? I would probably be the only one, but I think Marilyn Mansons "Get your Gunn" would be awesome.

QUOTE(aboz56 @ Mar 6, 2006 -> 09:47 PM) When a team suffers a catastrophic loss, please feel free to use this. I think I could piss off a whole bunch of Creighton, Bradley, and Missouri State fans on valleytalk.com if I used that. But I wont.

QUOTE(Cuck the Fubs @ Mar 6, 2006 -> 10:54 PM) Whatever. We got 2 1st-round picks this year, hopefully a really good one tied to the Knicks, and next year, hopefully another real good pick. We will finally have our post-Jordan dynasty I think they said the same thing when the Bulls got the #2 overall and #4 overall pick in 2001. Lets not count our chickens before they hatch, there have been plenty of lottery picks that have gone bust.

LOL, the end of this thread sounds a lot like this thread.

QUOTE(professionalfan @ Mar 6, 2006 -> 01:34 PM) Two guys and a girl was a great show. You can see reruns on WE (i think that's the channel). Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza place was hilarious. Two Guys and A Girl was pretty lame.

transformer shorting out With the way people can fake videos on the net nowadays, I have to ask if this is a real video of a transformer shorting out. If so, this is a really cool video.

QUOTE(Balance @ Mar 6, 2006 -> 11:47 AM) Firefly was so badly bungled by Fox. They showed episodes out of order and didn't give it the time it needed to succeed. I love SportsNight; it was a very smart show. If "Scrubs" gets canceled like some of you think it will, I'm going to be one angry man. I think the proof that Firefly was bungled was in the reaction to the movie. It was a pretty popular movie when it was in theatres, and it is expected to do well when it hits DVD(if it hasnt already and i missed it)

my wife will love this

I just read this thread through and realized that Kap, Yasny, Balta, and Rex all agreed on the same point. In a political thread. I shall now repent and await the end of the world.

QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Mar 6, 2006 -> 02:52 AM) Let's be honest. He was a 23 year old, who died having sex in a car. With a 17 year old. That wasn't his girlfriend. Even though it wasn't explicitly stated in the article, we can easily glean the following: This guy didn't have a car. (Why else was he borrowing his GF's car to pick up chicks) He was living in his mom's basement. (Step #1 to moving out of mom's basement is a car. Earl did not meet this prerequisite.) The girlfriend in question was also under the age of 18. (Her name was withheld) He had a mustache. He was a loser who was preying on the naivety of teenage girls. (There was a reason he wasn't seeing girls his own age. And it's not because 17 year old have perkier tits. 23 year tits are plenty perky.) The girl is better off without him. LMAO! Cheat finds the real reasons, you just have to look for them. The only bigger clue we could have on this case would be if the guy had a mullet. A moustache is usually a dead giveaway tho.

Happy B-Day Mario Teh Tizzle is teh Rule. Happy B-day

QUOTE(Jordan4life_2006 @ Mar 6, 2006 -> 02:57 AM) Props to whoever Alenxander's agent is. 8 years for a guy that's already 30? Its not about the years on the deal. Its about the 15 million up front in the first year.

LOL, what kind of gaurantee is that Rowand? Thats like saying "Tomorrow, I gaurantee that the sun will come up"

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Mar 5, 2006 -> 04:33 PM) Seriously, go away. crazyman = bizanned.

Jim Les isnt an in-game coach, he is a recruiter. Enberg was mentioning that Les likes to protect O'Bryant when he gets to 3 fouls, but I dont think he felt he could put POB back into the game when Falker caught fire. Falker was going right at POB and drawing fouls. SIU really locked it down, I thought Shaw was really good, and Tony Young stepped it up on the defensive side. Shaw pretty much sealed the game for me when he dunked it on the inbounds play, that was huge

QUOTE(Soxy @ Mar 5, 2006 -> 11:33 AM) I was really impressed with SNL, and it made me really like Natalie Portman. My favorite was the Sasha Cohen joke in weekend update. Yeah, Sasha Cohen was hilarious. The long joke and the short joke, lol