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QUOTE (bmags @ Apr 4, 2014 -> 09:09 AM) Here's my final hope. The sixers split 1/2 with the celts, and then win a game against the Heat 2nd string. Yes, the heat 2nd string is better than the Dleague sixers but they may get hot, and I'll win the bet on the last day. This would displease me.

QUOTE (IlliniKrush @ Apr 4, 2014 -> 04:06 PM) See: bad hockey. Dude I meant to ask you, did you want that Crawford jersey in red or white? Sorry for the delay. I'll burn the red one in front of some obese white woman yelling "CROW!!!!!!!!!!"

dammit

QUOTE (IlliniKrush @ Apr 4, 2014 -> 09:52 AM) No no no, let's not give them the hangover excuse here. Go look at the Bruins. A lot of this is the holes in the roster being exposed. And bad hockey. And Corey Crawford f***ing sucks and will make $36 million dollars over the next 6 years. God I f***ing hate it.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Apr 3, 2014 -> 08:27 PM) Do I really... That's a reference I'm surprised anyone doesn't know!

QUOTE (Jenksismyb**** @ Apr 3, 2014 -> 04:48 PM) "The earth is round and orbits the sun? How could you ever believe it? Serious question? We live in reality." Magic and science are two very different things. In the year 2014, believing in magic is silly. In the 1500's, believing in science was cool, but not particularly backed by goofballs who... believed in magic and s***. But thanks for the pointless comment.

QUOTE (Jenksismyb**** @ Apr 3, 2014 -> 04:50 PM) Did the Daily Show suffer at all when Oliver took over? edit: I'll answer that myself: apparently not much: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed...stewarts-607418 Ok, magic paint. :-P

QUOTE (Jenksismyb**** @ Apr 3, 2014 -> 01:16 PM) That technology isn't really that unbelievable. Maybe the specifics are totally wrong, but they've been researching cloaking technology for years now. http://science.howstuffworks.com/invisibility-cloak.htm http://science.howstuffworks.com/invisible-tank.htm. http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/13/tech/innovat...ing-technology/ How could you ever believe it? Serious question. We live in reality.

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Apr 3, 2014 -> 03:35 PM) @Variety BREAKING: David Letterman retiring http://on.variety.com/1j68pel @SeanMMcNally Relevant to Letterman's retirement: Jon Stewart's contract expires mid-2015. Colbert's the end of 2014. http://nyti.ms/1hFNNtC I don't imagine the super-old, conservative CBS audience being particular fans of being yelled at by Jon Stewart. And I also believe that Comedy Central would match any number. Seriously.

QUOTE (IlliniKrush @ Apr 3, 2014 -> 01:05 PM) He isn't talented enough for Q, especially with the amazing centers we'll have tonight. s*** really, you sold your s***? You're done for good? Whoa. I'm far from the OMG TT IS THE GREATEST IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD but with 2 centers out, one due to sucking...and the complete lack of depth we have there right now...how can you not play him? I agree with that. I adore the meathead Hawks "fans" who thought TT would be a monster immediately.

QUOTE (Jenksismyb**** @ Apr 3, 2014 -> 01:00 PM) Lol, damn, i fell for that How could you ever believe it? Serious question. We live in reality.

QUOTE (IlliniKrush @ Apr 3, 2014 -> 01:00 PM) So let me get this straight. Toews out, Handzus out...TT can't find ice time as one of FOUR centers? Good God sometimes Q is so f***ing inept. Steve, do you play center? You may want to head to the UC after work. I did play center, but I sold my pads a few months ago to stop myself from paying $$ on ice time and coming into work super tired on Thursday mornings. I'm sure Mr. Parchman can get me suited up quickly in Tony Amonte's old gear, though. Also, as predicted, TT is not ready for this size of ice. Not one bit.

QUOTE (IlliniKrush @ Apr 2, 2014 -> 08:14 PM) LOL at starting this thread over this game. Unbelievable.

I approve this lineup.

This is going to be such a fun season. There will be ups-and-downs, of course, but this is the most excited I've been about the team since 2005. I already adore me some Adam Eaton.

That's the best finales I've ever seen. Of course, I'm one of the few on this board who thought the final season was brilliant.

Jose Abreu is amazing.

I love an early lead on Opening Day. Aside from winning the World Series, this is probably the single-most happy day on this website.

ADA!

QUOTE (Baron @ Mar 31, 2014 -> 03:31 PM) A walk by Adam Dunn? He needs a new contract. Here comes that .940 OPS we always thought we were getting. #palehoseworldseries #joseabreu4mvp

JOSE ABREU DOUBLE!!!!! ‪#‎MPV2014‬

HE GAWN!

Oh hi, Oberon. I love you. Go Sox!

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Mar 31, 2014 -> 01:07 PM) I have no idea what a versatile hitter is but I'd prefer the #3 slot to be a good hitter. Apparently versatile can apply to someone who hit .245 and has no on base skills.