Steve9347

When I was a kid, I took a s*** in a Mountain Dew box and put it on a neighbor's car. My friend then pissed on the box. It was 10 degrees, so the s*** box froze to the vehicle with piss. Be happy it was just a dick drawing.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Mar 16, 2013 -> 09:28 PM) Cowley, reporting from moms basement There is nothing to see here, I repeat, nothing to see Seriously, nothing in that post that says he's not playing on Monday.

QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Mar 16, 2013 -> 09:38 AM) Yeah Steve gave Reggie an old fashioned last night in return for Rose coming back on Monday. Something like that.

QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Mar 15, 2013 -> 11:48 PM) Mike McGraw @McGrawDHBulls Bulls announced today that Mon's game vs. DEN is moving from CSN-plus to the main station. I'm sure fans can imagine a possible reason why. I just went from six to midnight.

QUOTE (danman31 @ Mar 16, 2013 -> 01:14 AM) I don't know anything about the previous Tomb Raider games, but the reboot that just came out is f***ing awesome. Looks good, solid story, fun combat, fun navigation, big world, awesome set piece action scenes. It's like a longer, open world version of an Uncharted game. I was obsessed with the first few Tomb Raiders. The first one was revolutionary- i was just a kid but I remember the wolves and T-Rex in the first level like it was yesterday. I also adored diving off of cliffs and breaking Lara's neck. I'll check out the new one.

QUOTE (Dick Allen @ Mar 15, 2013 -> 01:09 PM) Thibs says DRose "probably" won't play tonight. Stacey King watched practice and said he's coming soon, and that he is "explosive". Yup, I'm sure he's coming soon.

Ok, fixed some issues with images not auto resizing on posts and made the footer not s***ty. I'm now pleased. http://www.flapship.com

QUOTE (Jake @ Mar 15, 2013 -> 10:19 AM) The health business could be really great if they implented well enough with hardware and software. For instance, I had been using MapMyRun on my iPhone but am now shopping for an actual GPS watch because the phone GPS can't cut it. Would be interested in how feature-rich this health part is and how well it really works. EDIT: Also. since I got an Android tablet I've been obsessed with widgets. Why doesn't everyone see how cool those are and what a big advantage that is for Android over iOS? I also use MapMyRun/MapMyRide - it works fine for me - but I love the idea of being able to stick the phone in my pocket and have that wristband synced up.

What an adorable game of hockey that was last night.

http://www.samsung.com/global/microsite/ga...care.html#care2 Definitely intrigued in the S Health app.

LOL Bernstein just got owned so he hung up on the guy and said "kiss my ass".

Lessons on how to dominate your fantasy baseball draft

Game 1 of the playoffs last year the Bulls looked amazing. Everything was coming together, D-Rose was finally back and dominating, it looked good. I'd say that was the best they'd looked since Game 1 of the ECF the year before when they handled the Heat, Taj dunked all over D-Wade, and I was certain the Bulls were headed to the Finals. We all know how that ended - they put LBJ on D-Rose and that was that. So even if Rose's ACL doesn't explode like the hospital in The Dark Knight last year they still weren't getting past LBJ.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Mar 14, 2013 -> 07:37 AM) What does Master Splinter think of 2013 shortstops This made me giggle.

QUOTE (lasttriptotulsa @ Mar 13, 2013 -> 11:49 AM) To compare getting over a knee injury to getting over the murder of your father is a little ridiculous. Gambling!

Where does Ozzie Smith rank on "The Shredder's" outdated list? Seriously, why am I supposed to care what this cheap thought about Alexei before last year?

I watched a video of Sox gameplay in MLB 13 the Show. Some notes. Robin Ventura exists Konerko is clean shaven (dislike) Viciedo is finally not obese They actually made Sale look skinny but not stretched/unrealistic Want to purchase... rising.

QUOTE (southside_hitman @ Mar 13, 2013 -> 08:49 AM) Another juvenile and vulgar post. I'm seeing a pattern. I am a passionate being - and if you call that vulgar, you ain't seen nothin'!

People sounding off on this with absolutely no idea what they're talking about is hilarious.

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Mar 12, 2013 -> 10:11 PM) I would like to sign Heyward Bay at the right price. Total speed burner. I love this idea.

Bears doing it up.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Mar 12, 2013 -> 02:18 PM) If we accept this hypothesis about Ramirez, then you also have to believe that Beckham will never return to 2009 form, Flowers is likely to flop and that Dunn/Konerko/Rios/DeAza are well past their prime or past their prime and won't do anything but go downhill. This is actually about right - save De Aza. He should be ok.

QUOTE (bmags @ Mar 12, 2013 -> 01:03 PM) So if you could have only one: Loadholt or Bushrod. I choose Rodload.

QUOTE (Leonard Zelig @ Mar 12, 2013 -> 01:00 PM) Sorry, that doesn't fit your claim of 4 straight years of decline. I will wait for some numbers that do. My apologies. How about 4 straight years he has failed to match his rookie season, with drastic decline over the past three. The f***. He had an OPS of .650 last year and people try to say "oh, well, if you ignore the first three months... and the last month... he was good!". Yeah, that's half the f***ing season, and every game counts. God, the desire to phallate Ramirez around here because of a good glove is ridiculous. The guy has been increasingly disappointing, but my apologies for saying 4 years of straight decline. Let's just look at the overall numbers. OPS by Year .792 .723 .744 .727 .651 Dude hit 140 OPS points below his rookie season. Dude has 711 OPS over the last four years. Dude's also 32 this year. Yup, guys leaving their prime tend to improve! But don't worry! He's pretty good for an AL shortstop! Oh, wait. Alexei ranked 10th out of 12 AL starting shortstops last year that qualified for the batting title, and 17th overall out of 20 that qualified for the batting title across all of baseball. f*cking statistics of f*cking shortstops ranked by OPS 2012 But keep telling me that he's the "best shortstop in the AL" or "underrated". I hope that these numbers satisfy your urge and were worth the wait. Alexei Ramirez sucks, and RBI are not a statistic to tell anyone otherwise. Imagine if there were a productive player in that slot - how many runs would have been knocked across the plate.

don't bring up "wanting to see your kid" when talking retirement unless you're going to retire