Greg The Bull Luzinski

Urive is obviously trying hard to look worse than Anderson at the plate which is not easy to do.

As long as he does not play for the Cubs or any AL central team, I hope Borchard tears up the entire MLB (unless it is against the Sox).

No pissing around, win the dam game!! Go White Sox! Go Javy! Go Thome! Go Konerko! GO GLOAD!!!!

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ May 5, 2006 -> 08:02 PM) He does actually. Then it all makes perfect sense.

Does Garland have a clause in his contract that states he must allow at least one baserunner every inning?

QUOTE(fathom @ May 5, 2006 -> 07:50 PM) So far, Elarton's been putting some weak, 85 mph fastballs right down the plate. He must be mocking Sox management for not signing as a free agent by doing his Jim Parque impression.

Well, at least Pods did not get picked off or get caught stealing.

Time for Pods to ruin that great bunt by getting picked off.

Were we playing an actual major league baseball team tonight, and not the Kansas City Royals, we would be down by at least 2 runs right now.

QUOTE(fathom @ May 5, 2006 -> 07:42 PM) Tonight? You mean this year. You're right. Thanks for the correction.

I See Judy is pitching tonight, not Jon.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Apr 30, 2006 -> 03:31 PM) "The White Sox have won the series! They've won the series! A White Sox winner, and they're going to Cleveland! They're mobbing Gload on the first base side of the infield. The White Sox have won 3 in a row, and they'll start the next series at Cleveland on Monday." LMFAO

Safe bet: If we win today, Ross Gload will play a big part in the game.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Apr 30, 2006 -> 03:24 PM) Flubbs are like that cartoon where the dude has a raincloud follow him around everywhere. LMFAO

Anybody else noticing a pattern here: Sox at home, nice weather. Sox on road, weather in Chicago sucks. Cubs get rained on or temp in the 40's.

QUOTE(Greg The Bull Luzinski @ Apr 30, 2006 -> 03:17 PM) As bad as it has been, I am hoping Pods does not try to steal today. Problem solved!

As bad as it has been, I am hoping Pods does not try to steal today.

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Apr 30, 2006 -> 03:06 PM) Juanito with the staggering .175 step us and handles bidness. The good news is April is almost over, Uribe is streaky from month to month so he should hit about .350 in May.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Apr 30, 2006 -> 02:52 PM) Jon is getting fitted with her ruby slippers.

QUOTE(whitesoxfan13 @ Apr 30, 2006 -> 02:49 PM) It's the first inning. Astute observation!

Well, at least Garland recorded an out. Off the bat, I thought it was gone.

Judy showed up today. So much for a sweep.

What has Garland done wrong to have the b-team starting line up every time he starts? At least this time, Pablo is not in LF.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 28, 2006 -> 12:04 AM) Van Halen?! f*** them, he stole Valerie Bertinelli from me, the bastard Is that Terry Bevington in the upper left corner of that picture?

How does Motley Crue not make the poll???