Steff

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Jul 30, 2007 -> 08:47 AM) Without this, she is nothing. Or is she milking off Daddy's money? Gee, I wonder. Daddy didn't have any money till gramps gave it to him. Baron should have made all of them work for their supper, starting with his kids.

QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Jul 28, 2007 -> 08:45 AM) What does a guy who makes millions want with a "business" that barely makes thousands? I don't understand that part. Why on earth would someone want to understand what being a psychotic scum bag is like...

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Jul 27, 2007 -> 03:19 PM) Wikipedia says there's a debate over what constitutes a vibrator and what constitutes...something else... Are we allowed to use....the....D....word....? You are obviously not busy enough at work.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Jul 27, 2007 -> 03:22 PM) As it's already been said in this thread, we wouldn't get draft picks in compensation for Gooch this winter. However I do believe that is incorrect...

QUOTE(SoxFan77 @ Jul 27, 2007 -> 03:17 PM) And if that is all KW gets.. You need to shut your mouth.. He knows more than you... that's what we got told in Spring training. ROTFLMAO!!!

QUOTE(southsideirish @ Jul 27, 2007 -> 03:14 PM) Yeah, because Jermaine Dye and Iguchi are comparable players. Genius. And we're off....

Phillies related... Aaron strained his shoulder... playing tag with the neighborhood kids last night.

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Jul 27, 2007 -> 03:12 PM) You thought of that too? My, how many sick people we have on this Earth...! Am I the only one pure and noble of heart and soul? So alone. So alone. So alone. No.. my thought was something worse..

QUOTE(Balance @ Jul 27, 2007 -> 03:08 PM) I don't blame you, Steff. It's just that the "alternative" spelling kept getting perpetuated in subsequent posts.... (That, and no one got my Justin Speier reference) I should have just said the "Chicago Vibrator"

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Jul 27, 2007 -> 03:07 PM) I think it's the first time you've ever made a mistake. That's because I usually hide them much better...

QUOTE(Balance @ Jul 27, 2007 -> 02:56 PM) Oh. My. God. People, it's "SPIRE" and not "Spier!" Aaagh! Not the first time I've made a mistake, and definitely not the last. So sorry...

2 news copters collide. 3 dead. http://www.kpho.com/news/13770817/detail.html

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jul 27, 2007 -> 02:33 PM) I don't mind the thing on its own but it does not seem evocative of any of Chicago's architectural heritage. As for Calatrava - I like a little of his sculpture that I've seen, and I like the Milwaukee Art Museum, but I would not like the Milwaukee Art Museum on Chicago's lakefront. Then again, I will always really dislike the Soldier Field renovation as well. I just don't like people focking with my Chicago skyline and lakefront too much. You lost all b****ing rights when you moved away.

Looks way too advanced for our skyline. Very cool though.

"Passionate about dog fighting..." Wow.

He's been Kenny's left hand man for the past few seasons. I don't think there is anymore to this other than he'll be able to sleep in his own bed every night and still be involved in something he loves. Two huge pluses in the twilight years.

A pic from one of their my space pages.

QUOTE(SoxFan562004 @ Jul 27, 2007 -> 09:56 AM) http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/27/lindsay-i-wa...-black-kid-was/ if these guys testify, she's in trouble IMO, they are pissed they missed their chance to become star f***ers. Lohan jumps IN your truck and you jump OUT...? Ya.. riiiight.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jul 27, 2007 -> 08:20 AM) Heh...heh...heh... http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070726/ap_on_...v0phHB9xXAsQE4F If you were the idiots who did this, why would you admit your intents? Why wouldn't you lie and make up some other (any other) story??? Seems a whole lotta states need to get on board with prosecuting this behavior.. Legality in the United States As of May, 2006, there is no federal legislation specifically barring sex with a corpse.[16] Multiple states have their own laws: Alabama - Class C felony under 13A-11-13 Alaska - Class A misdemeanor under 11-61-130 Arkansas - Class D felony under 5-60-101 California - Illegal, up to 8 years in prison Colorado - Class 2 misdemeanor under 18-13-101 Delaware - Class A misdemeanor under 11-5-1332 Florida-- Second degree felony under chapter 872.06 Georgia - Felony, up to 10 years in prison under 16-6-7 Iowa - Class D Felony [1] Hawaii - Misdemeanor under 7 Michigan - Class A felony; life in prison Oregon - Felony for "Abuse of Corpse" ORS 166.085 Texas - Class A Misdemeanor [2] Pennsylvania - Second degree misdemeanor under Title 18 §5510 Washington - Class C Felony for "Sexually violation human remains" RCW 9A.44.105 Minnesota and Nevada also have laws prohibiting necrophilia [17]

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Jul 27, 2007 -> 08:03 AM) Was that what Vick said? Or what his Jackie Chiles-esque lawyer read from his statement? Watching his lawyer in a press conference yesterday was like watching a comedy in the making, I kept waiting for the fake Pootie Tang to walk out from the background. I assume it was what the attny read since Vick didn't speak at all yesterday. He did preface the statement with "I have a statement from Mr. Vick.... " But I agree they both give the impression of needing help changing a light bulb.

Just read that Vick apologized to his teammates yesterday for not being there with them for "spring training." Priceless.

QUOTE(Greg The Bull Luzinski @ Jul 26, 2007 -> 02:05 PM) OT, are the Tigers the best team in the AL? In the NL, I don't think anybody will stop the Cubs now that they are rolling. ... there it hurts like hell, but I said it. And now you need an ass whippin...

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jul 26, 2007 -> 01:29 PM) Well, we can only go by what we know for sure. So far, what % of players have tested positive? I think Canseco claimed 75% of MLB was juicing. I'm pretty sure 75% of MLB has not tested positive, so was it an exaggeration? I don't recall the claim, but if it was 75%, and it was back in the late '90's, I'd say that's a low %.

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jul 26, 2007 -> 01:33 PM) So, basically, you're saying don't wear any at all. ;) It can be put is less "lickable" spots. At the elbow bend is a good one and it is a lasting spot. Just under the pit is another. On clothes (if they are dark) is another. Be creative.