Steff

Our season seats are 127. When we want to sit in the outfield we sit in 159 next to the BP.

That's nice.. Now where the hell have you been..?

I think so. And if not I'll get it from ss.

Ya know... I'm not positive, but I bet I have a losing record this year.

I stopped counting after the Seattle series at the begining of this month as Jim and I were both disgusted that we had been to 51 games up to that point... :puke

Kap, I have dial up at home and it works fine for browsing and posting on the board. That's really all I use it for. I'm sure things will be better soon. In the mean time, if I need anything I can email you, right?

Game over yet...???

Thanks!

What's the score guys..?

OMG.... For the first time in a long time I seriously laughed so hard I almost passed out. Critic.. YOU are the man!!!

The girls at my "other site" are sharing and a few of them were too good not to share... One evening my husband & I were at a video store. It was just before closing and we were the last ones in the store. He'd come up next to me, rip a silent stinker and walk away leaving me to gag in his funk. He must've done it 10 times while we were in there. I think we had bean burritoes or something of that nature as I was gassy too, but being modest I don't fart in public. However I had the need to, but was holding it in. Anyways we rent a movie and finally head outside. As soon as the door closed behind us I reached back grabbed my buttock, raised my leg and let loose with a THUNDEROUS blast of gas. While yelling at him to "Choke on that!" At which point I noticed a van parked right next to me full of people LOL @ me..... oh the shame *** Oh, I have one that makes me want to die when I think back on it. I used to work for Clinique and this old lady wanted to try some fingernail polish that we had on display. It was an old bottle and was hard to open, it was like it was superglued on. I couldn't open it and neither could she. There was a couple at the other end of the counter that another girl was waiting on. The old lady asked me to "go see if that young man will open it". So I went over to him, he was kind of standing behind his girlfriend so I didn't get to really look at him. Anyway, I asked "will you see if you can open this?" and honest to God, he had ONE arm. Needless to say everyone was embarrased, I almost started crying and wanted to die. ****** I think one of the worst for me was when I joined some friends to see a local comedian who was opening at the Icehouse for Lily Tomlin. As we walked up to the Icehouse from the parking lot, a friend of ours was standing with the comedian. He introduced my husband to the comedian who shook his hand and said turning to me, "And you must be a little something for after the show." I glared daggers. We then went inside where our other friend was sitting at a table with a few people and a woman I'd never seen before. I thought she was our friend's date. Friend 1 said we had met the comedian outside and friend 2 said, "Oh, what did you think of him?" And I piped up and said, "I think he's the rudest f*n bustard I've met in a long time". And friend 2 said, "oh." and gesturing to the woman next to him, "I'd like you to meet his wife."

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LOL.. I have some too. Feel free to share, but maybe do it via PM since there's a good chance it'll get back to him if it's posted here..

I have read, re-read, and enlarged the font to 50... Of course it all depends on how elaborate you want it to be. Like serving heavy appetizers versus a full 6 course meal saves $30 bucks a person.. and it's the same amount of food, just more casually served.

We gave them a budget and they are making it happen. Whatever you want to spend, they can do. It's pretty amazing. The break is that they plan so many of them they get airfare packages that are next to nothing, and the resorts are more than happy to have rooms that are not used, get used. We got turned onto this from a employee at an agency of ours.. they did 70 people in Aruba for 8K! EVERYTHING included!!

It's a lot less expensive than you might think. I was completely shocked. http://www.destinationweddings.com/

Been there, done that. Just going simple this time. And not much to complain about doing it in Hawaii..

Thanks Spiff.

Allowed to know who's getting married... or who's attending..??

Yikes... poor, poor Angie..

Am I the only one that thinks this is cool..? I hope it doesn't hurt anyone... but how cool is it that Mother Nature is reminding us who's boss..

Nice... just pass me on by without even waving. Ignorant asshole. :finger

LOL.. NOT! I'm not sure if A is sand or not.. Mike.. you guys want sand in your dress shoes..???

Nope. They are wedding sites in Hawaii