LIKE I said before I never even been to Chi-Town but im still famous, I have an expressway named after me:
There are two main routes to the ballpark from the far southwest suburbs — I-80 to I-57 to the Dan Ryan Expressway or LaGrange Road to the Stevenson Expressway to the Dan Ryan. Trust me, neither combination is Aparicio to Fox to Kluszewski these days. Uh, you know, the Dan Ryan and LaGrange Road, a.k.a. One Lane Ahead and Expect Extreme Delays.