I saw it live, it was a little funny, he has done much better top 10's
MY Fav:
10. "My mind was clouded by the anabolic steroids"
8. "I may be a strong guy, but those bats is heavy"
7. "I wanted to catch the premiere of 'American Juniors' -- man, those kids can sing!"
6. "Hans Blix checked my bat for three months without finding any cork"
5. "Wanted to do something to take the heat off my girlfriend, Martha Stewart"
1. "Pete Rose bet me I wouldn't do it"
DIDN'T get:
4. "Threat of rain necessitated a more buoyant bat"
2. "I was Punk'd"
BE GOOD