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For once, it's nice to have the opponents say "Who the hell is this AAA guy?" as he dominates them.

QUOTE (ptatc @ May 25, 2012 -> 10:33 AM) Usually, the back of the shoulder pain is a less serious problem. Labral problems typically show up at the top or front of the shoulder. rotator cuff problems usually show up further down the arm. No shoulder problems are good but these complaints are usually muscular not cartilage or tendon issues. ptatc comes through again! Clutch!

The new Q!

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ May 25, 2012 -> 12:04 PM) F*** the team in Cleveland. Go Sox Hopefully Quintana can show what he showed last time he was up. I always root for super-racist anachronistic mascots to lose. Hear hear, f*** those guys!

QUOTE (ptatc @ May 25, 2012 -> 10:37 AM) Shouldn't it be 15,000 inches tall as a scale model of his greatness? As long as it can do this: http://youtu.be/HKONkTcbNGA

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ May 25, 2012 -> 09:43 AM) It is definitely true that this board is not always a good reflection of the general fan base. While Hawk may only be liked by 25% here, I'd be he's over 50% among the fan base, based on how people talk about it. Yeah, we may be a touch overexposed to all things Sox.

QUOTE (Jake @ May 25, 2012 -> 02:37 AM) Interesting that ESPN rates our playoff chances higher than Cleveland...must have something to do with our run differential. http://espn.go.com/mlb/standings We have scored the most runs in the division? Should I start stockpiling clean water and canned goods?

QUOTE (iamshack @ May 24, 2012 -> 11:28 PM) Yep Yet, somehow we have a winning record. Baseball is weird, and I love it

Another line drive caught for Alexei...still not as bad as his numbers

QUOTE (fathom @ May 24, 2012 -> 10:36 PM) Don't let that cheap homer fool you. He's been fine vs lefty hitters. I haven't actually looked at the numbers so I'm completely BSing, but he seems to have walked more lefties than I'm comfortable with. I suppose I should check out those splits before I open my mouth

QUOTE (2nd_city_saint787 @ May 24, 2012 -> 10:34 PM) Justin is a left hand hitter, he was used right there, just got beat The N wasn't a typo (Lefty No-Out Guy). The way you use him properly is to never let him see the field

QUOTE (fathom @ May 24, 2012 -> 10:33 PM) Can't get mad about him having him face Morneau. He did get Dozier out, but makes you wonder why he was left in to face the righty? At this point, I think Ohman is more KW's problem than Ventura's (if he can't get lefties out almost all the time, what use is he?)

Sigh....Ventura really needs to learn how to use his LNOGY

QUOTE (GoSox05 @ May 24, 2012 -> 09:43 AM) Konerko is batting .321 after falling behind 0-2 in the count. That is a ludicrous number. May it never regress to a mean.

QUOTE (Chicago White Sox @ May 24, 2012 -> 09:41 AM) DJ is terrible and should honestly be replaced IMO. Sometimes I feel bad for Farmer for having to deal with some of DJ's non-sense. I kind of like DJ. I hated him with Hawk, but now that he's free to be weird...I kind of like his strange sense of humor. Just goes to show what others have said in this thread: somebody likes everybody and nobody's right.

QUOTE (CaliSoxFanViaSWside @ May 23, 2012 -> 11:08 PM) Blondes/ Brunettes Boxers/Briefs PS3/X-box Personal preference, no right or wrong. As for me Hawk is great , Hawk is good. Amen . BOXERS, DAMMIT!

QUOTE (fathom @ May 23, 2012 -> 10:29 PM) Warning track power so far this year Yeah, if that was about 15 degrees further to the right that's a double, though. Wasn't a towering fly ball.

Another decent swing by Alexei...I really don't think he's been as bad as his numbers this season.

Beautiful slider, Jesse!

I forgot how much Jamey Carroll's face looks like a piranha's. Fitting that he's on the Twins

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ May 23, 2012 -> 09:18 PM) Nothing will ever top Ed Farmer and Darrin Jackson talking about the raps of Snoop Dogg. Haha I caught that too, Farmer saying "schnizzle" was pretty great.

QUOTE (Marty34 @ May 23, 2012 -> 12:28 PM) What more is there than approve/disapprove? Wow. You must be a pollster for Fox or something. In reality, satisfaction is a broad spectrum ranging from "infinitely elated" to "f*** the f***ing f***er, that !#@&$ !$(@". Currently, I fall in the middle, somewhere around mildly dissatisfied.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ May 23, 2012 -> 12:46 AM) "he’ll get thrown out about eight times a week trying to make a dumb hustle play" What does that even mean? Probably means he gets thrown out trying to stretch a single to a double, a double to a triple, running on a ball in the dirt that didn't get far enough away, etc. I dunno how accurate this guy is but he really hates Orlando Hudson.

Also, I'd rather have pretty much any woman off the street than Eric Karros ever again. He is just god awful. You'd think the standards would be higher for national broadcast than local, but good god...

QUOTE (Dick Allen @ May 22, 2012 -> 07:22 PM) The joy of ODog being out of Minneapolis has translated to one of the worst, if not the worst, records in baseball since he left. Twins being annoyed by the Odog>Twins after Odog leaves I bet people who pay money to watch the Twins are more annoyed now than when ODog was there. Don't get me wrong, I want him on the team. He's almost certainly an upgrade at 3B (pathetically enough). Just be aware that he probably won't be around long because everyone will want him to play somewhere else.