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QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Nov 11, 2005 -> 01:01 PM) For $3 million. . . I will be that schmuck. I'll do it for 2.

Who's the biggest profiter in all of this?

Thank you and God bell all of you.

QUOTE(CubKilla @ Nov 10, 2005 -> 10:55 AM) President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers, Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now," said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave. President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The least they stand out the better. "No trees were killed in the making of this email......however, a large number of electrons were diverted from where they originally wanted to go." That's "Onion" material right there!

Nice job, Oz. Now go get a couple more.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Nov 9, 2005 -> 11:53 AM) I am glad to see the Dem's coming out and basically endorsing socialism here. I wonder who else they will decide is making too much money and take it from them? Should it just be corporations that are too wealthy or should people like Bill Gates be taxed for being rich as well? If they want to say the money was made illegally, that is one thing. Prosecute the company in the courts of law. But if all there is to say is that their profits are too big, I'll be waiting to see the Congress begin to drag in corporate CEOs from all industries in order to harass them about giving away their profits too. Personally I am waiting for the heads of companies such as GE, Intel, Microsoft, Coke, Time Warner, Citibank, Merck, Ebay, Google, JP Morgan, etc in front of Congress so they can explain their ill-gotten gains, and can be told who they should give them back to. Right on! Right f***ing on!

QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Nov 9, 2005 -> 10:56 AM) hmmm...sticky situation any way you look at it. :headshake :puke

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Nov 9, 2005 -> 10:36 AM) Yeah, but if it was fast acting, then it would have to have been applied right before the guy sat down. This guy would have seen the person who did it to him, Superglue dries very quickly. ^^

QUOTE(mreye @ Nov 9, 2005 -> 10:40 AM) Thank you! Now I can impress all my friends with my new vocabulary. Oops. Thanks, Dog! Now I can impress all my homeboys with my new vocab.

QUOTE(Steff @ Nov 9, 2005 -> 10:37 AM) http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/creditcard.asp She's learning!

Thank you! Now I can impress all my friends with my new vocabulary.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Nov 9, 2005 -> 09:25 AM) Well she basically slept through the nite last night. We kept her up for like 4 hours before we went to bed, and the only time she was awake was when she got woke up for her feeding Don't get used to it.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Nov 8, 2005 -> 03:18 PM) For those who have kids and have breastfed... Did your babies lose weight in the first few days before the moms milk came in? Madison lost 12 ounces, but there hasn't been any milk yet, only colostrum, which is normal. they want us to supliment, but she doesn't want nipple confusion. Any other stories out there? Yes, weight loss is common with all babies in the first few days. Make sure to get her used to a bottle as well. It was a real pain in the ass to try to get our first one on the bottle after all she had was a breast. It will make it alot easier for you when the wife is gone, or for the baby sitter.

We need this as a Soxtalk policy!

QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Nov 7, 2005 -> 03:14 PM) I blame George W Bush... he invented shock collars What are you doing?

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Nov 7, 2005 -> 02:29 PM) We had problems from day one, and they lied to us every step of the way. Even up to the end they were trying to scam us. That's how I felt about Verizon. To each his own, I guess, but it's probably just you.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Nov 7, 2005 -> 02:14 PM) Signing up with Cingular was you first mistake. Call them daily and b**** about every single thing that goes wrong and try to get out of your contract. They are basically a criminal organization as far as I am concerned. Their customer service personel use fake names, so that when they tell you they are going to do something, you can find them to prove it. Don't EVER sign up with Cingular wireless. I've never had a problem with them.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Nov 7, 2005 -> 02:09 PM) And then charge the guy(s) who got her pregnant for the bullet. Corrected

QUOTE(Jenks Heat @ Nov 7, 2005 -> 01:43 PM) She'll get 15 months and be out and have custody of the two children she didn't try to kill. Why is adoption not an issue for so many people? Because the pro-choicers won't let them be informed about their choices.

Congrats to both of you, Mike! (We need a cigar smiley!)

Stop it, Steff! You'll go mad reading this crap!

The mother is worse than the step-dad, IMO. This just makes me f***ing sick.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Nov 7, 2005 -> 09:11 AM) Yeah, he never really knew what it was until he did this talkshow in the mid-to late 90s. I think I've got a mild case myself, but he was talking about wking up in the middle of the night to vacuum because the lines weren't straight. Scary stuff. It's funny on Monk, but in real life it's got to be scary to live with.

QUOTE(wsox08 @ Nov 5, 2005 -> 11:09 AM) Don't kill me but I actualy don't mind the song. It is catchy and it makes me think about the sox season now that I have nothing good to watch on tv but the bears. ohh and DA bulls I mean come on "street light people wooooahhhh.." It's damn catchy It was catchy in 1982!

QUOTE(Soxy @ Nov 7, 2005 -> 08:38 AM) I've heard Marc Summers has a serious case of OCD. . . Bif time! He was on Bob and Tom talking about it once. He said he was freaking out on the inside doing Double Dare.