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Don't you miss that job, Mike?

QUOTE(Steff @ Dec 6, 2005 -> 10:56 AM) We have a winner... That's your opinion.

This has gone from cute to funny to stupid. :rolly

Edited for accuracy: QUOTE(Steff @ Dec 5, 2005 -> 09:52 AM) SPLITNEY CALLS IN THE LAWYERS By Rav Singh BRITNEY SPEARS has had secret meetings with lawyers to discuss divorcing husband KEVIN FEDERLINE. The fed-up singer called them to her Malibu trailer earlier this week as her marriage crumbled. But it didn't stop there—she also sent back his '79 Chevy pickup he was planning to rebuild to the original owner and got it towed away. A source close to the singer, 24, told me: "Britney has gone through hell and back recently with Kevin. "He's been going out and partying, leaving her at home with their 8 kids. "Britney has given him a lot of space but he's been taking advantage and doesn't seem to care. "She called in the lawyers because she's had enough. "It was her birthday on Friday and she went down to Bud's Tap with friends to celebrate without Kevin. The baby was sleeping in his car seat on top of the bar." Two days before that she kicked him out after he brought a dope-smoking mate back to the house. She also fired two of her bodyguards for letting in the man, whom she has dubbed the "weedman". Kevin then checked into the motel, but rather than feel remorseful he carried on partying until the early hours with Britney's best friend. Not to be outdone, Britney called her friends and went to the VFW for a few brews. An insider told me: "She was knocking back Jack Daniels and Pabst Blue Ribbon. "She was dancing with her mates and bumped into Johnny from highschool. They were laughing and joking together. He still lives and town and is currently unemployed. "It was great to see her happy and smiling. She's been looking miserable for ages."

QUOTE(Steff @ Dec 6, 2005 -> 09:47 AM) Experienced pet owner here... on the ankle is unrealistic. They would chew it off. And an un-necessary implant I don't agree with either. Collar is best. Steff said it...and so it is!

QUOTE(southsideirish @ Dec 5, 2005 -> 11:12 PM) OK, then improve on a product that is already out there. It should not be hard to take that microchip and make it something that you can track and check a website to find out exactly where your dog is at. The collar is just not a good idea in my opinion. I think most experienced pet (both cat and dog) owners would back me up on that. The collars can come off easily and be lost and you would have paid for nothing. Plus in some instances you would rather have the collar come of than have your pet strangled to death. Either way a collar is not the best place for a tracking device. From a marketing standpoint, the collar is a thousand times better. I would never take my dog into a vet to have a chip surgically implanted, but I would buy a simple collar for her. I don't need either of them, but if the cost was reasonable I may buy one just for the novelty of it.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Dec 5, 2005 -> 11:40 AM) Like I said in the email, I don't need a computer to tell me that two of my cats are within 5 feet of my wife right now, and the other two are sleeping in either the front room, or the spare bedroom aka the cats room. But I could see how for outdoor cats and dogs in general this could be a cool idea. See, I think your cats are exactly what this is for. Indoor cats, having never been outside, take off as soon as they get that chance. Wait until your little one thinks it's funny to let the cats out the front door.

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Dec 5, 2005 -> 11:15 AM) Good question. When we find out whether the product flies or not? It's an interesting idea... and a little different then the "chip". Instead of being on soxtalk, you could be looking at "where's Fido" online. While I wouldn't need / use it for my current dog, it's a very good idea. This would work like a GPS then? I thought the chip was different in that it doesn't "track" your dog, but once your dog is found, they can then identify it. PS, I now own www.wheresfido.com

QUOTE(Rex Kickass @ Dec 5, 2005 -> 10:12 AM) Until its official... he's still a White Sox. ^That^

Done

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Dec 2, 2005 -> 12:48 PM) Well, that is to be expected on slow news days such as those we have apparently had the last two days. Is that what it is? I was beginning to wonder.

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Dec 2, 2005 -> 12:30 PM) Quite effectively. I've really enjoyed the intriguing favorite song / TV show / food talk.

Well, political threads have been effectively killed. Should we kill news threads now? Boy, this will be a fun place. :rolly

QUOTE(Steff @ Dec 2, 2005 -> 08:00 AM) Hmmm.. I suppose he would qualify. I'd probably be excited to see him get there. If he can keep his damn mouth shut. I should have guessed you'd say something like that.

QUOTE(qwerty @ Dec 2, 2005 -> 12:46 AM) I saw on the ''defamer'' that she was the third highest search on msn today... and no one knows why. Was is it all you? http://www.defamer.com/ E! or Bravo had a bunch of "Child Stars - Where are They Now?" type shows on this weekend and they had a part about her and she's hot! That's why. I searched her too. I like Las Vegas, Monk and Earl.

QUOTE(Steff @ Nov 30, 2005 -> 10:18 PM) Not at all. Don't care at this point. When the next home grown gets close.. I might care again. Would Konerko count for you, Steff? I think I'd feel better seeing an actual "homegrown" do it, but I think Konerko has a "homegrown" feel.

Oh s***, that's funny!

I think the title of this thread is funny.

Wow, I like a lot of the things listed (mushrooms, cottage cheese, Brussel sprouts) I really can't stand black olives. My wife likes them on pizza, but I can't even stand a pizza that has black olives on half, so I make the pizza decision. (The only one she lets me make. )

QUOTE(daa84 @ Nov 30, 2005 -> 01:15 PM) new avatar Very nice!

QUOTE(Steff @ Nov 30, 2005 -> 01:14 PM) Hopefully some that will keep his mouth shut.. Good one, Steff!

Everyone deserves a congrats: Kenny, Jerry, Pauly, all of 'em. Kenny got this done with kidney stones? He's da man!

Retire, Frank...for my sake. I don't want to see you in another uniform. Yes, I'm selfish.

Help From Above Walking down the street one day, a woman heard a voice yell, "Stop! If you take one more step, you will be killed." The woman stopped, and seconds later a brick fell and landed in her path. A minute later, she was ready to cross the street when the same voice bellowed, "Halt! Don't cross the street now." An out-of-control beer truck soon screeched around the corner and didn't even slowdown as it ran the red light. Shaken, the woman asked out loud, "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," replied the voice. "And I imagine you have some questions for me." "You bet I do," the woman said! . "Where the heck were you on my wedding day?"