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QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 08:22 AM) I don't think the question specified where you drank the beer, just if you've had beer. The point still stands. I've drank more beer since the playoffs started than in the last 3 months! And I've drank more champagne than I ever do on New Year's.

In the end he said him and North were all cool, but there was one other media person he wanted to talk to (Yes, we know who). North asked him if Marriotti would talk to Oz face to face and Ozzie said, "No, because he ain't go no God dang balls."

QUOTE(AnthraxFan93 @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 03:12 PM) 3rd arm creeped me out!! I wonder if they are going to be able to get that ALCS paint off the grass,cause right now it looks like crap I think the blue globe is going to cover it up. See aboz's avatar.

QUOTE(mkalk @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 02:51 PM) Did anyone else notice the third arm? No! Ha!

Win it for all the bangwagon fans of '59 that continue to root and support the team through the years.

Not a bad list, but I agree with Milkman, what men voted for Friends?

Yikes.

Last one: Do they really have those? A woman went into a store, to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!" Blowjobs! The woman replied. "It hasn't been proven, but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need, to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened, by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."

I'm in a good mood. Here's another: The worlds shortest fairy tale Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went boating, fishing, hunting, played a lot of golf and drank beer whenever he wanted. The End

How Men Think... A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked.

I think he should leave Santana in for 9 innings.

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Oct 17, 2005 -> 11:44 AM) Rooney's Call I'm crying. (again)

Indiana, baby!

Fletch Lives Caddyshack 2

But, Ozzie's going to retire!

QUOTE(Reddy @ Oct 14, 2005 -> 01:59 PM) living up to your name i see. well ok fine i'm wrong. but thats cool. i'll deal. The "Go Sox" is looking west. The "Sox Pride" is looking north.

QUOTE(Reddy @ Oct 14, 2005 -> 01:40 PM) i'm pretty sure those are both the same building - see the sears tower behind both? There is no Sears Tower in the Sox Pride pic.

QUOTE(The Critic @ Oct 14, 2005 -> 09:21 AM) Even with its magic powers, I just don't like the song. CUB FAN!

QUOTE(Tony82087 @ Oct 14, 2005 -> 08:25 AM) I am sure he is going to sell them so he can go to another exciting Blackhawk game.... :banghead :banghead

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Oct 14, 2005 -> 08:09 AM) It hasn't worked for me yet Actually I am going to try to put together a bunch of off beat Ticketmaster numbers to try also. Forget trying Chicago, I am going to assemble some of the other numbers. Champaign always works for concert tickets.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Oct 14, 2005 -> 08:06 AM) To be honest I am going to try both. Plus I have 3 computers I can use here at work. 3 computers and a phone? It's people like you...

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 14, 2005 -> 08:00 AM) Jon is going to get it done tonight, and the bats are going to wake up, and all will be right with the world. ^^^^^^^^^^^^ I REALLY feel good about tonight!

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Oct 14, 2005 -> 07:37 AM) But its at zero percent hun... "But it was on sale!"

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 14, 2005 -> 07:34 AM) Then get me 4 too while you're at it. I can see the conversation now: But, sweetheart, you have to buy three authentic jerseys and 2006 season tickets to get World Series tickets...

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 14, 2005 -> 07:32 AM) My kids -7 and 6 - know every word, and we sing it in the car on the way to their school in the mornings. Twice as loud now that it's October. Growing up in Beverly and being a vinyl junkie I was a big fan of Beverly Records (they also were a magic shop then). Glad to see Mr. Dreznes is getting legal copies of the song into the hands of fans, and I don't mind seeing him make a little money on it as well. Mom and Pop music stores are almost extinct these days. My 3 year old daughter knows most of the words. She gets a big smile on her face when I play it.