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QUOTE(Cy Garland @ May 1, 2005 -> 09:37 PM) That was from American Dad I didn't think anyone woulkd catch on... :rolly

"But we've been lieing together in Sexual Congress!"

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ May 1, 2005 -> 02:32 PM) The bottom of the line-up will come through today....book it! I called that!

QUOTE(qwerty @ May 1, 2005 -> 08:53 PM) This would be why? John Kruk....John Salley.....need I say more? Tom f***ING Arnold!

Juggs....do you have a girlfriend?

QUOTE(JUGGERNAUT @ May 1, 2005 -> 09:18 PM) Inn 7+: http://baseball.espn.go.com/mlb/teams/batt...Type=2&type=reg Minny .244A .344O .360S .703OPS vs Opp .232A .283O .325S .608OPS : +.095OPS http://baseball.espn.go.com/mlb/teams/batt...Type=2&type=reg Tribe .206A .288O .362S .650OPS vs Opp .204A .257O .318S .575OPS : +.075OPS http://baseball.espn.go.com/mlb/teams/batt...Type=2&type=reg WSx .272A .318O .384S .702OPS vs Opp .228A .301O .371S .673OPS : +.025OPS http://baseball.espn.go.com/mlb/teams/batt...Type=2&type=reg Tiggs .241A .304O .353S .657OPS vs Opp .213A .315O .365S .680OPS : -.023OPS http://baseball.espn.go.com/mlb/teams/batt...Type=2&type=reg Roys .204A .274O .344S .619OPS vs Opp .297A .379O .420S .799OPS : -.180OPS Inn http://baseball.espn.go.com/mlb/teams/batt...Type=2&type=reg Tigs .303A .358O .471S .829OPS vs Opp .273A .332O .433S .765OPS : +.064OPS http://baseball.espn.go.com/mlb/teams/batt...Type=2&type=reg WSx .246A .315O .370S .685OPS vs Opp .230A .305O .336S .641OPS : +.044 OPS http://baseball.espn.go.com/mlb/teams/batt...Type=2&type=reg Minny .288A .354O .434S .788OPS vs Opp .274A .297O .459S .756OPS : +.032OPS http://baseball.espn.go.com/mlb/teams/batt...Type=2&type=reg Tribe .239A .296O .383S .678OPS vs Opp .254A .315O .376S .691OPS : -.013OPS http://baseball.espn.go.com/mlb/teams/batt...Type=2&type=reg Roys .255A .310O .380S .690OPS vs Opp .261A .325O .402S .728OPS : -.038OPS The WSx fell from 1st to 3rd in Late work which explains their 3-3 record over the last 6. But Minny fell from 1st to 3rd is Starters work which bodes well for the Tribe which showed continued strength in Late work. The Tribe faces Minny 10 times in May. As for Det their Starters work is offset by thier weakness Late. That's not good for a team that has one of the toughest May schedules in the league. The Roys are getting to the point where they'll probably be dropped from this thread.

Sex, Lies, and Politics buddy....

QUOTE(T R U @ May 1, 2005 -> 08:44 PM) juggernaut... your obsession with stats is mind boggling Yeah but look at your sig!

QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ May 1, 2005 -> 08:40 PM) Can one nominante one's self? ...I dunno, seems kind of forced to me. Fine....I un-nominte myself by deleting the post!

QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ May 1, 2005 -> 08:32 PM) Nifty. This is where we start a war of words right? Sorry, bub, that crow won't caw. Go on "Cy Garland." You do you. Is it really that important to you that you had to put it in your sig lol? Relax. I could care less if they called him Jesus as long as he keeps winning! :headshake

QUOTE(T R U @ May 1, 2005 -> 08:29 PM) tool n. 1. A device, such as a saw, used to perform or facilitate manual or mechanical work. 2. 1. A machine, such as a lathe, used to cut and shape machine parts or other objects. 2. The cutting part of such a machine. 3. Something regarded as necessary to the carrying out of one's occupation or profession: Words are the tools of our trade. 4. Something used in the performance of an operation; an instrument: “Modern democracies have the fiscal and monetary tools... to end chronic slumps and galloping inflations” (Paul A. Samuelson). 5. Vulgar Slang. A penis. 6. A person used to carry out the designs of another; a dupe. 7. 1. A bookbinder's hand stamp. 2. A design impressed on a book cover by such a stamp. 8. Computer Science. An application program, often one that creates, manipulates, modifies, or analyzes other programs. any other brainbusters you want me to help you with? You beat me to it you dictionary.com loving bastard!

tool (n.) A device, such as a saw, used to perform or facilitate manual or mechanical work. A machine, such as a lathe, used to cut and shape machine parts or other objects. The cutting part of such a machine. Something regarded as necessary to the carrying out of one's occupation or profession: Words are the tools of our trade. Something used in the performance of an operation; an instrument: “Modern democracies have the fiscal and monetary tools... to end chronic slumps and galloping inflations” (Paul A. Samuelson). Vulgar Slang. A penis. A person used to carry out the designs of another; a dupe. A bookbinder's hand stamp. A design impressed on a book cover by such a stamp. Computer Science. An application program, often one that creates, manipulates, modifies, or analyzes other programs.

QUOTE(Mplssoxfan @ May 1, 2005 -> 08:16 PM) I used to like to watch Mike Fetters pitch. I luuuuuve Mike Fetters! There was absolutelt no way I could watch him and not crack up before every single pitch. Remember when Mark Grace came in to pitch for AZ and mocked him?

QUOTE(MinnesotaSoxFan @ May 1, 2005 -> 08:11 PM) first: i need to delevop the film second: scan the pictures then you could see the pics So I ask myself...."Do I really want to see MinnySoxFan hypnotized?"

QUOTE(KipWellsFan @ May 1, 2005 -> 08:12 PM) P.S. I'm leaving right now to go see Kung Fu Hustle! That's the sequel to Kung Pow right? I know Kung Pow was good but I can't wait to see Kung Fu Hustle. I'm expecting a review when you return.

QUOTE(Winnin Ugly @ May 1, 2005 -> 07:57 PM) You dont have to see lousy ball like on the north side.... They play with alot of heart while the Cubs are clueless Are you serious? ™ :headshake

Any man formerely on The Best Damn Sport Show Period loses all respect by me.

Last season, I traded my entire team for Johan Santana and STILL finished 1st in my league last year!

QUOTE(witesoxfan @ May 1, 2005 -> 07:38 PM) I love the quote in your sig by FlaSoxxJim's son... "The power of the universe rests in my penis." or something along those lines!

QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ May 1, 2005 -> 07:45 PM) Thanks man, appreciate it No problem. The Nocioni one is awesome too!

QUOTE(ChiSox_Sonix @ May 1, 2005 -> 07:09 PM) I just found this response particularly funny... That's my ™ line. That and "You want a cookie?" ™

QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ May 1, 2005 -> 07:42 PM) or most improved... Chipper jones? pfft BTW, I like the alternating sigs of Mike Jones/Game.

BBTN = Horriblestest show evar!

QUOTE(WilliamTell @ May 1, 2005 -> 06:54 PM) Dangit, I should've looked at the schedule harder for September. If we're going to win it, it's going to have to be won in September. Definitely, the only games we don't have vs division opponents is the 3 game weekend series vs Los Angelos Angels of Aneheim of Hollywood sponsored my Monte Carlo next to Laguna Beach...

DBAH0, that kid's knees are the size of my head!