QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 21, 2005 -> 06:33 PM)
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them
at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public
places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abou ta sex? I'm
a just a tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."
My hunting buddy told me this one last year. That is a really good one.