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QUOTE(Capn12 @ May 31, 2005 -> 11:14 PM) Second that call Killa.....go Foo!! Here Here!!

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ May 31, 2005 -> 10:24 PM) I dont feel that any lead is safe against them. They are just that pesty and they always finish strongly. You're right – we'd better make it 10+

QUOTE(Sox Hustler @ May 31, 2005 -> 10:14 PM) Not exactly because we do play the Twins a lot in the last month and they are always the hottest team after the break but if we can hold a 5 game lead into the AS break we have a great chance. We need to be 7+ games out in front at the break before I start to really know it's gonna happen. That's about where we were mid-season in 2000 and you just knew the division was ours.

And the Twinks fall 4-3 to the Tribe! A good day!!

Jermaine f***ing Dye!!!!

From an excerpt of Ron's new book, courtesy of the Southtown: http://www.dailysouthtown.com/southtown/ds.../pro/311sd2.htm

Your teacher picked the wrong Billy Joel song for me to be much help with. Now, if he'd have assigned you Only the Good Die Young I could have told you quite factually that Catholic girls do not "start much too late" as the song would have you believe.

Funny that Felt wasn't even in Gaines' final list of seven possible Deep Throats. Also funny that Bernstein's 11 year old kid just blurts out that Felt is Deep Throat at a summer camp, and then 8 years later it turns out he was right.

Sox over the Rays 5-2 in the Juice Box on 5/11. Duke throws a strong game, Hermanson gets a save, and a 2-rbi double by Pauly keys a four run fith inning.

QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ May 31, 2005 -> 04:10 PM) I think thongs are the sexiest things a girl can wear. Comfortable, too Second sexiest... with sexy outfit number one being a garter belt and a dry martini. I actually think that was an old Dean Martin line about what wives should wear be wearing when they ggreet their husband at the door in the evenings.

QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ May 31, 2005 -> 09:51 AM) Pretty sweet site. My dirty little secret...

Have a great one, PA!

QUOTE(winodj @ May 31, 2005 -> 07:19 AM) I caught it. *polite country club laughter* Man, tough room....

QUOTE(EvilMonkey @ May 30, 2005 -> 07:54 PM) On this day, of all days, you would think this asshole could just take a moment and thank veterans of all wars for making this country a safer place that allows him the freedoms to make an ass of himself. But no, he has to take yet another swipe at our President, and use a grieving mother to do it with. Michael Moore, you are a big fat idiot. I hope you choke on a cheese fry. http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/index.php?id=2825 I'm not exactly sure how Michael Moore 'used a greiving mother to take a swipe at our President' by posting an unedited/unaltered birthday remembrance from a mother who has like many become disillusioned by what she has seen. As far as not taking a moment to thank veterans... let's see, his site has a permanent (as in today... tomorrow, every day...) front page link entitled "How Can I Help The Soldiers" that includes URLs for anysoldier.com, HomesForOurTroops.org, and theWounded Warrior Project. Yeah, what an asshole.

QUOTE(Jabroni @ May 30, 2005 -> 07:25 PM) A/S/L? 55 / hermaphrodite / peering through your window Shouldn't that he his- and her-maphrodite? I'm 29 and holding... Been holding at 29 for 10 years so far, so why stop now?

and (But you can't drink 'em for another year! )

QUOTE(Antonio Osuna @ May 30, 2005 -> 01:10 AM) This man claims to be one "Congressman Phil Gingrey", but I think every Sox fan knows better. Looks like John Cleese's illigitimate son...

Any red-blooded male who voted for the rear hooks option obviously never saw that Phoebe Cates scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High... Besides, front clasp = one handed manipulation, while a couple of back hooks = you'd better be Houdini.

QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ May 30, 2005 -> 01:00 PM) As the snow flies On a cold and gray chicago mornin’ A poor little baby child is born In the ghetto Thank you... Thank you very much...

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ May 30, 2005 -> 12:27 PM) Shingo has always had a good attitude about his role and seems to respect Ozzie, he'll be fine with it. I think that's it right there. Shingo has always said he wants to whatever it is he can to help the team. Right now, that may be getting his s*** together in AAA. And, better now while we are still riding high with Hermanson than later if/when he hits a rough patch.

QUOTE(DePloderer @ May 30, 2005 -> 11:39 AM) My only disapointment with regard to France's no vote is that it means that Blair will shelve his plans for a referendum here; so allowing him and his henchmen to continue with the mistaken belief that the rest of us in Britain would embrace even closer ties with the narrow minded bureaucrats in Brussels. Long live the Pound(£), the foot, the mile and the whole damn imperial weights and measures! and long live real ale and Long Live CAMRA!!!!!

In the City of Chicago, As the evening shadows fall, There are people dreaming, Of the hills of Donegal Christy Moore

I'm quite surprised – seeing as a major portion of the constitution was drafted by the French. Not good.

Thank You