Rex Kickass

One time I was involved in a "merger." It was quite messy, but worth it. I have the receipt.

QUOTE(The Bones @ Jan 27, 2005 -> 12:56 PM) $165 for tickets and the music business wonders why it's struggling. I paid about $50 for the Beastie Boys and it was almost too much for me even though I was on the floor. Five bucks is too much for really bad hip hop.

But if you want more degrees: Robert Downey Jr. - Up The Academy (1980) Ralph Maachio - Karate Kid (1985) Elizabeth Shue - Deconstructing Harry (1997) Woody Allen - Bananas (1971) Sylvester Stallone - Tango & Cash (1989) Teri Hatcher

New One: Frank Sinatra to David Bowie

Teri Hatcher > Soap Dish > Robert Downey Jr.

Have you seen that you can now buy single slices of spam at the grocery store? Oh yeah, hi.

I want one that says VANITY BRACELET

He was at his nephew's Polar Bear campout just before this thing. Leave him alone

Makes you think he got lost trying to find the bunny hill?

We got a shot this year. Just like last. So I'm optimistic.

Hey Bucs: BRING BACK THE HANDSOME PIRATE!

QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Jan 28, 2005 -> 12:37 PM) 5.1 Degrees Of Separation Playlist Fascinating stuff. Where did you find this and how can I?

It's obivous when someone is doing a commercial on the radio. With the exception of Paul Harvey (but if you're a fan, you'd know quite easily that the ads are on Page 2 and Page 4 of his 5 page newscast at noon), there is a very clear line of demarcation - they usually stop the show altogether, and the "live read" commercials are more often than not, prerecorded. There is a big difference between a paid endorsement running in a commercial and a government buying off a critic.

The BSA will pay in twenty years when the Trail's End Cancer scare hits from all those preservatives :-)

You know the Bose commercial is a commercial. Yes, the media never reported a single Clinton scandal

They also proposed luxury taxes and a soft cap. They proposed a soft salary cap. They actually caved to the point of accepting a cap in principle. Owners still said no. I hope every NHL team folds now.

Ribbie and Rhubarb could have used a better agent.

The players caved 90%. The money hungry children are the ones keeping the lockout going... and those would be the owners.

We sold Christmas wreaths. If you go to a regional boy scout meeting, they break out the stale unsold popcorn from 6 months earlier.

Big difference between a program and an initiative. If there's a new SSI program and Social Security wants to make its existence known, fine. If Social Security Administration wants to spend money to push for the deconstruction and privatization of the retirement insurance policy that the government keeps for all Americans, I'm against that. This issue is all about "crossing the line."

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And now levity: Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

You're happy with Saban's job? He's been there like five days... what could he have done.... finally throw out Wannstedt's dead ficus in the coach's office?

Mr. Show is great. It's too bad Bob Odenkirk has been reduced to that awful Adult Swim cartoon about the mayor.

When the columnists themselves admit to taking money, it's true.