Jack Parkman

Dad gummit, Stone Pony.

Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto. Domo. Domo.

With how crappy the Sox farm system is right now, I'm not sure they could even acquire any relievers that would be any better than the guys they currently have. They might be better off hoping guys like Heuer can figure it out.

Keuchel is teetering on the James Shields cliff right now.

Don't worry, nobody's posting anyway.

You can't say goddamn on the radio

Omg what terrible ABs by Eloy and Yoan.

Rally Engel?!?!?!

That's all Soler does.

Jorge Soler is a crappy baseball player. Don't let crappy baseball players beat you.

Vaughn is also up there swinging pretty freely.

I wouldn't even say that, but he's getting good results.

You could say that about the entire lineup ATM.

Fuck this shit(not the Eloy HR) Michael Kay is insufferable.

Maybe Hahn got a hold of him and had a nice sit down because wasn't it just 2 weeks ago that Eloy said he'd be annoyed if he wasn't allowed to play LF?

I thought that was kilt.

WTF Abreu?????

Jesus, you have to work really hard to to walk Avi Garcia.

This is very true.

Crochet is either lights out or horrible this year. No in between. I guess that's to be expected for a 21 year old flamethrower with no minor league experience.

You know, there might be a method to my madness I want the Sox to win just like everyone else does. My occasional ripping of new assholes to the FO/Team/individual players does not take away from my enjoyment of baseball.

Ooh, I love when Moncada turns on 97 upstairs.

I don't. The only thing I expect is 162. anything more is gravy. My "negativity" is reinforcing that.

The key to not being disappointed is setting proper expectations. I choose to expect very little and if I get more than that be pleasantly surprised.