Jack Parkman

Rich Harden without the ks.

Keppinger was at least cheap enough that he was DFA quite easily.

EE is done and Mazara had Covid.

LaRoche? Dunn? Swisher?

Right family wrong brother

You lose. Good day sir!

Stanton walks more.

C'mon Pito do your thing.

Lol. Hawk: I tell you what Stone Pony this guy has TWTW.

He's Punto if Punto was actually good.

Nomore Mazara

He's going to be such a monster next year.

Cave is right there with Punto, Kielty, Ford et al. In terms of annoying Twins hitters that suck against everyone except the Sox.

Eloy making me look dumb.

Yeah.

1st XBH in a while.

His first completion to Robinson was the only accurate pass he's thrown so far.

I've already seen enough of Trubisky. He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.

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If they keep Kopech down for 45 days, they get him through 2026. It's a no brainer.

Wtf was Yoan swinging at there?

I didn't notice. Wtf ump....that's not a strike.

Lolololol what are you doing wegner?

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Lol......Jesus Nomar could actually be a dude's name. I googled it and there's actually a guy named Jesus Nomar on Twitter.