Jack Parkman

Jesus H Christ.

Idk what Moncada was swinging at with the first two pitches. That curve was unhittable though.

Nothing, as they believe in social darwinism as dogma. He who has the most money, gets to live. Fuck everyone else. Your worth as a human being is based on the size of your portfolio to these people. They don't care, and it's time to stop pretending that they do.

I've had enough of this shite. Playoff hockey time. This is exactly why you actually don't want your team all hot simultaneously. Then they all go into a slump simultaneously as well.

He looked like Frank at 1B during summer camp. Couldn't throw.

All of the sudden they've forgotten how to hit.

What is you lookin at Robert???

Vaughn also looks like a DH. Who do you keep?

I'm viewing this in terms of how bad the gaffe was, independent of game situation. Of course in terms of game situation that one was worse, as they went from winning to losing the game on that play.

I watched that one live. This was worse, just as a feat of athleticism(or lack thereof) I laughed longer at the Eloy one, that's just miscommunication while this one is all Eloy being an oaf.

Their fans would despise him.

That was worse than the Canseco domeshot.

That might have been the worst play in MLB history.

Must have been some really good shit.

This game has a 2016 vs Texas vibe to it.

WTF RICKY GET HIM THE HELL OUTTA THERE!

That play by Eloy might have been the worst gaffe by an OF in MLB history. I've never seen anything remotely close to that bad. Pull Eloy and Abreu. GIT YER HEADS OUTTA YER ASSES!!!

Fuckin A.

QFT Eloy made Schwarber look like Willie Mays

Someone has to make that video.

Eloy...wow.

This team has no plate discipline outside of Moncada and Grandal.

Roger Clemens, right?

This post wins the internet.

Pitchers doctor the ball with KY jelly ROFLMFAO