Jack Parkman

Who in the hell is Yogurt?? (Seriously, no Spaceballs jokes please) I know, he's just plain Yogurt.

McCann!!!!

Been a long time since Moncada has worn the golden sombrero.

Oy.

Avi hit an absolute moonshot. Landed across the gulf in south Texas.

Yup. 9 K.

You'd have to think this is the last guy for Gio.

Fuck. Ballgame.

Their approach tonight is just embarrassingly bad.

Frustrating, but what does anyone expect with this shit lineup?

They should get someone in the pen in case Giolito struggles in the 7th.

Cojones grandes. Where's Hiroshi Tanaka when you need him?

I just think he can't pick up this guy's cutter and it is forcing him to cheat.

God dammit.

Wow. Balk. Pick him up Yoan

Was a failed top prospect with the Pirates that the Sox took a flier on for a half season and stuck around as a 4th OF in a few other spots.

If he gets through 1-4 in the order I'm not sure they score.

Brainfart by Wendle there.

Skaggs. They grew up together in SoCal.

This is going on 3 decades now. They've never had a clue vs junkballing lefties for as log as I can remember, and that goes back to the mid 90s.

Decade after decade, coaching staff after coaching staff, the Sox continue to struggle with junkballing LHP and have no clue at the plate against them. It's getting incredibly old.

Abreu had 2 cookies in a row and missed both.

Nice autocorrect fail. Lmfao

No. He loses a bit from the stretch. From the windup he's back to 94-96.

A good change low and away and he's finished