Jack Parkman

Really. What an awful swing by Yolmer.

Hahaha. If these guys hit this here I might have to get rid of the "fire everyone" part of my sig.

MANderson. Timmeh is really taking a step forward this year. Balk???

I was giving the PBP for those who had the fucked up gameday.

Maldonado GIDP.

Duda walked. Castillo dropped a pitch low and in the zone that was called ball four. Owings grounded into a fielders choice.

That was a strike, but Castillo can't catch the ball.

START BANUELOS. Look at the shit he's throwing up there compared to Santana.

WHAT DID I TELL YOU!!! 88 MPH!!!!

WOOOO Yoan has the clutch gene!

Tie it up at the very least, Yoan.

The run isn't going to count.

^^^^^^ No way in hell I'd give Santana another inning. Bring in Manny to eat an inning or two.

This bum might shut them out

Ok, that's what I thought. Another waste of cash by Hahn.

So is Alonso having bad BABIP luck or is he actually bad so far?

I was just going to post this. This is Bruce Chen levels of annoying.

Banuelos has #3 upside. He misses bats throwing 91-92 mph, unlike Santana who doesn't miss any whatsoever.

How could you not have known that it was going to be this painful if you saw it coming? LOL.

That is a good question.

I saw this coming sadly.

No, call up Cordell, let him get a shot in RF.

Lots of good pitchers have been getting lit up like a cheap Chinese Christmas tree this season.

That was a good AB, even though it resulted in an out. He's light years better in approach this year.

^^^^^^