Jack Parkman

This. So much this.

Is there a grade worse than an F? What about a Z-?

If I want to go to a baseball game this year and not travel a long distance, I'll go to a Brewers game.

Pick one of Marwin/Harrison and add CarGo.

I'm with you 100% Let's do it.

Yup. You'll be finding me at Busse or Mallard Lake on summer evenings for the foreseeable future. Fuck JR and company. I really don't think they grasp the damage they did to their fanbase this offseason.

Yes, what I've been saying all along.

Quoted for truth and accuracy.

They're out. Is it inexcusable, yeah. At least I saved $60 on the Show this year.

They're going to end up spending that 30M on Marwin, Gio and CarGo aren't they?

Balta and DA are wonderful today. Keep ripping the org a new asshole. Keep Going!!1

Forget it, he's rolling.

Where are Randolph and Mortimer Duke when you need them? Randolph: "God help us, we're ruined!!!" Mortimer: "I told you we shouldn't have committed everything, you idiot!"

Dick Allen is on fire. That would be soooo funny. Do it, Rick, Do it!!!!!

?????? Well done, sir. You win the internet.

OMFG quit giving Rick and Kenny ideas.

This is accurate.

QFT.

I'd guess Gio Gonzalez because "Kenny always gets his guy*" *when they're old and washed up

Completely agreed.

This team is run by a clown college of morons. They're not smart enough to pull that off.

This is probably accurate.

To be honest, I don't think they sign anyone. This is your team. Maybe they sign CarGo or Adam Jones because they need a competent RF but other than them, I don't see it.