Jack Parkman

LMMFAO! Get real dude.

As long as Uncle Jerry is alive, you're probably right. That is their modus operandi.

QFT.

This is true. Fuck 'em. (the Sox FO)

Oh hell yeah. Both the Sox and Bulls FO deserves to be roasted, blasted, what have you on a daily basis.

This FO really is at the GarPax level of incompetence. They're all a bunch of morons. To be honest Hahn and Kenny were GarPax before GarPax was GarPax. If you paid any attention from 2014-2016 you should have known this was coming.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hope Holmes has the cajones to ask him about Harper.

Regardless of whether or not he sucks, they were going to make sure he didn't hit the number. It was funny money.

Management could make sure he doesn't reach 550 PA. It isn't that hard to do.

Had Machado signed with the Sox, he never would have seen a dime of that last 2 years and 70 million. Use your brain people. That was funny money and you know it.

That would be sooooo funny. I'm rooting for this FO to continue to make fools of themselves in any way possible. If they're going to fail, I want them to go down spectacularly. Sox are the laughingstock of Baseball currently, and it isn't particularly close.

Just...No.

I think we all do, but I kind of believe Nightengale that the Sox are out on Harper. I will continue to reiterate that if they weren't willing to go to $300M on either player, they were never serious to begin with. It seems like they were never serious to begin with. They lied through their teeth to the fans. Good luck recovering from that.

Should I trade Machado in my Fantasy leagues because he's playing in PetCo? I have him in my two keeper leagues and I don't trust him in that ballpark. One is H2H points and the other is 5x5 roto.

heh. Sounds like Clown logic. I wish I could take the Bowman Clown face tshirt that Barstool Chief makes and replace Bowman with Hahn. Bowman doesn't deserve it, Hahn absolutely does.

Anyway, Especially WRT Harper=> No opt out, no chance. If it is true they don't believe in opt outs, then they weren't serious about either player.

With regard to that, idk what we should do. We can't keep giving him our money, but we do have to show new ownership they're worth having in town.

I wish that Bernstein or McNeil would have gone on a massive rant tearing the FO a new asshole. They sure deserved a public caning today.

Here's another one for the FO:

We need to put the following on the billboard next to GRF on the Dan Ryan, with the finger pointing at the stadium. This is all that needs to be said when referring to the Sox FO.

LMFAO. Clown College.

That would be glorious. I don't think baseball owners like him though, so I doubt they'd let him in their club.

340 or 350 will get er done, I think. However, Ricardo, Kenny, y Geraldo no tienen cajones.

GTFO. Them's fighting words. Put up yer dukes! Seriously though, I hope you only considered it for a brief moment when creating this thread and then came to your better senses.

Very well said.